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[frankie @stillwaters_]

Yooo i got $42 from the bread settlement

[frankie @stillwaters_]

@butchpanic Re-apply lol

[frankie @stillwaters_]

I love calls with my accountant colleague at work, she'll be like "one sec" and then i'll sit in silence for Several minutes while she does stuff in the excel she's screensharing while whispering stuff like "what is that" "why it's not calculating"

[regular gem @Choplogik]

Happy 20 years of Neil Banging Out The Tunes 🎶🌈🎹🐀

[ali @probablyalissa]

20 years of Neil banging out the tunes

[frankie @stillwaters_]

I BEGGED my colleague not to click a clearly malicious phishing link but she did and tldr, it infected SEVERAL institutions including a government office, like we are dealing with the feds cuz my non-physician colleague clicked a link in an email starting with dear Dr Lastname

[bruno @brunitocoso]

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

[dandori @dand0ri]

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

straw capacity for camels

how many straws on my camel reddit

straw camel back maximum reddit

camel hospital near me

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Me reporting about the pitt to my normie wifey who doesnt watch much tv and only likes fun shows: oh man honey my doctor show was so good this morning, this guy is SO suicidal

[frankie @stillwaters_]

@kingsgate_mall_ I love you my oldest and longest friend

[frankie @stillwaters_]

The fake teeth on the guy from the trivago ad haunt me

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Assistant clear my calendar for the week, im doing a crochet i-cord edging

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Im hearing the word "circumvent" in the news sooo much but im so brainbroken that every time gob bluth then says 'cirsumvrent' in my head

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Told my therapist gf she should get a sponsor and she can start every week like "this session is brought to you by squarespace"

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Vaxxed?

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Do you think after the olympics the figure slaters are like "if i ever hear that fucking song again so help me god" or what

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Accidentally triple printed something confidential on cardstock so now i have to go into the office to use the heavy-duty shredder 🤡

[frankie @stillwaters_]

I was complaining about a phonecall where i knew the person was blowing me off and I accidentally did the jerk-off hand motion to my older normie coworker 💀

[frankie @stillwaters_]

Me and my league of they/them dogsitters 😂