Eddy

Inawezekana 😂

[💚 @_Wanjru]

I dropped out in 3rd year, went into mad depression, I started selling clothes in gikomba, I started hawking chicken huku and when I was ready I went back to school and started a whole new degree from scratch.
I am in the graduation list guysssss🥺🥺
I have cried all morning.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Ndio natoka kufanya cat na nimerealise hiyo hall inaitaji some renovations. Kama hiyo wall inaitaji repainting na ceiling ibadilishwe before ituangukie. Alafu out of all the tube lights, sita pekee inafanya kazi. Ndio maana nimeona giza.

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

naeza kuonyesha green light na bado niizime, si light ni yangu 😌😂

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Rafiki Yangu jana amenunua Samaki Mbili apikie msichana alikuwa anaimport from Kisumu. The Tilapia Babe didn’t show up, tumeamkia samaki mamae na wine kama wayahudi 😂

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[✘ @namebrite]

n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live

[ryy @bigdihhhenry]

i've learned to enjoy my own company, but it would still be nice to be held by somebody fr

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

actually, cos wtf??

[Xent @Xentx0]

Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.

[24. @Ibrahimskrr]

there's so much you realise while bathing .

[callmedinero @notluvzz]

Semenjis 😂😂😂😂 you missed the chance😭😭

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

And for the lady, perhaps, a soft, calm, relaxing, yet productive week, where everything feels like it’s working in her favor, with no one and nothing to spike her cortisol. ♥️

[Nangecha🧚‍♀️ @Nangecha2]

Sasa we should fight against femicide, rape alafu tena tupiganie choo😭the common denominator here being males, omg free us!

[Crazy Codes🚀👨‍💻 @richsongocrazy]

Be careful out there guys.

I perceived a burning wire smell in my kitchen. Checked everywhere, couldn’t find anything.

Only for it to dawn on me that my spark is back. 😌

[Its.Cisco.Entertainment🇰🇪🏁 @Frankey_cisco]

Nashangaa nani ananifuata the whole day kumbe ni goodness and mercy

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸 @chelszzn]

Sir I’m not from this class I just came to borrow calculator

“my friend hold that table”

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

me in primary school watching my notebook fly over me because i didn't underline the topics and i didn't wrap my book