curtis

Born to lose

[curtis @stillxcold]

@palmettoarmory I’m drooling like a dog rn

[curtis @stillxcold]

@beerdefeater Need some off the grid huzz fr

[NHL @NHL]

After 40 minutes the @Avalanche lead 8-1...

Nathan MacKinnon - 4 points
Josh Manson - 4 points
Cale Makar - 3 points
Brock Nelson - 3 points
Ross Colton - 3 points

[โน่ 🥕🐴 @JohnHoll0w]

Language Barrier be damned

[Pocket @islandthembo]

It’s Christmas Eve

[NHL @NHL]

Let's check in on the @Avalanche's record heading into the break.

Yup, still absurd. 🤯

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

nice high beams bro. i have a gun

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

We got Tristan Jarry playing for the Oilers in a Penguins mask, and Stuart Skinner playing for the Penguins in an Oilers mask... 😭😵‍💫

[Alex @AlexanderTw33ts]

@gamestop @BestBuy "they will weaponize the e-girls during late stage capitalism"

- Marx

[curtis @stillxcold]

Winter sucks, we need to clone the fucking sun

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

.@BarackObama My wife is hitting me in a Arbys bathroom

[debo @killmefam]

Accidentally used epoxy instead of lube on my fleshlight and im in the fucking ER again I hate my fucking life dude

[NHL @NHL]

The Nordiques (@Avalanche) take the win in today’s Battle of Quebec ⚜️

[curtis @stillxcold]

10 Sexy Thanksgiving Ideas That Will Blow Your Mind and Destroy His Penis

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Imagine a normal day driving into work then someone drops a porta john on you 👀🚽

#CityLife #Fail #WTF #india #driving #commute

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Colorado Avalanche:

• 9 wins in a row
• 13 game point streak
• Still just ONE (1) regulation loss
• Lead the NHL in both GF and GA

Can anyone stop the Avs?! 🤯