Jay Nichols

Just your friendly neighborhood vet and his baked ramblings

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@RGIII In the pieces chipped away maybe

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Horrible loss. Can’t win plying the refs too though.

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Montreal power-play goal.

6-3 Habs | P3 16:28

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@MattBarnaby3636 Time to pull an Eddie and hire a fan. Can't do much worse.

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@KITKAT Bring back the old recipe and they'll be released. No change, no truckload.

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@jk_rowling Unlike a man's "wand," sweatshorts are best hooded.

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@AB84 Taking off body armor

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@spencerpratt I mean she has more experience fucking shit up, so clearly her.

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@Chilis Burger weights:
2023: 12 oz
2024: 11 oz
2025: 9 oz
2026: 2 oz real beef, 4 oz yoga mat, 5 oz cricket powder

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@mattrife @TABYTCHI She's pro Olive Garden. That tells you all you need to know.

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@GovernorShapiro Can we get recreational marijuana instead?

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@GetUpESPN @RealJayWilliams @SethOnHoops That's simple. Who makes more baskets and who makes better use of their opportunities. #JohnMadden #TheSwami2.0 #Ncaadomus

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@elonmusk And 0 money from DOGE back with the taxpayers.

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@miles_commodore Never knew it was. Always got a laugh out of it, same with cracker.

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@MelanieCmusic On the couch wondering when the opportunity will strike

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@GavinNewsom You aren't delivering anything to the people of California besides a deep cornholing. You arena total failure and the fact that the people of Cali haven't removed you is shocking.

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@JJWatt @texasroadhouse time for a new grill trainer

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@amazonmusic Enough of the "remastered" edition of albums replacing original copies. I don't need a 16 track version of Led Zeppelin IV, just the original edition. Stop overcomplicating simple shit. Not to mention the need to randomly redownload music despite using the app daily.

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@elonmusk Look at the jump in computers from the 80s to now...our evolution of ideas is incredibly fast.

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UnPopular Truth- The "Poop Smoke" is one of the best vices known to mankind.

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#FuckMePumps is a horrifically underrated song from the late Amy Winehouse. Perfect for karaoke, it's a crowd pleaser...You can't sit down right, cause your jeans are too tight.