han :)

present. patient. peaceful.

[han :) @stilwell_24]

@X WHERE ARE MY PROFILE BIRTHDAY BALLOONS??? Literally used to my favorite part of my birthday smh

[Uncle Herm @cadenwright3]

@grainger hates veterans

[han :) @stilwell_24]

They CAN cure cancer. You’re telling me THIS long we’ve been “trying” to cure cancer but in less than a year we can come up which an entire vaccine for “Covid” etc…., fuck you guys. All y’all want is the money cancer victims spend to try to get better.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I had a similar experience.

Covid itself was nothing. I got the OG Wuhan strain before vaccines were out.

J&J vaccine hurt my arm, but otherwise nothing.

But the mRNA booster hit extremely hard. Massive chest pain. Felt like I got hit by a truck. Almost went to hospital.

That said, synthetic mRNA has a lot of potential to cure cancer and other diseases. Research should continue.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I had a similar experience.

Covid itself was nothing. I got the OG Wuhan strain before vaccines were out.

J&J vaccine hurt my arm, but otherwise nothing.

But the mRNA booster hit extremely hard. Massive chest pain. Felt like I got hit by a truck. Almost went to hospital.

That said, synthetic mRNA has a lot of potential to cure cancer and other diseases. Research should continue.

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

that time of the year again. for most of my life i didn’t want to be alive. now im grateful for every day i have today. every single one of you guys have played a part in giving me purpose and keeping me sober. even the haters. i love you. if you’re struggling, dont ever give up

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch

Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is

[Kenny “vacuum nose” powers @Garydavis123]

If I could drive drunk in one place it would be radiator springs. Change my mind.

[han :) @stilwell_24]

Note to self: no more Benadryl before bed. The hat man definitely collected last night 💀

[Rolashae @rolashae]

if u got a gf, you shouldn’t be talking to no bitch u fucked, dated, talked to, liked .. none of that

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[rose @wynrosei]

casinos need to add uno tables, i’ll fuck everybody up

[han :) @stilwell_24]

I wish it wasn’t so hard to make new friends as an adult lol

[Matthew J. Peterson @docMJP]

Hey can we use our tax dollars to buy every American devastated by the hurricane a flight out, a debit card, and put ‘em up in hotels—or is that something we are only allowed to do for addicts, criminals, and the illegal immigrants the feds and NGOs traffic here for cheap labor?

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

RFK Jr. began to cry talking about saving America’s children from chronic disease yesterday:

“For 19 years, I prayed every morning that God would put me in a position to end this calamity.”

“Nobody in power seemed to care or to even notice.”

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

BREAKING: Emotional RFK Jr. Promises to End the Chronic Disease Epidemic with Trump’s Backing

This is powerful. You won't regret watching this.

“If I'm given the chance to fix the chronic disease crisis and reform our food production, I promise that within two years, we will watch the chronic disease burden lift dramatically. We will make Americans healthy again. Within four years, America will be a healthy country. We will be stronger, more resilient, more optimistic, and happier.

“I won't fail in doing this. Ultimately, the future, however it happens, is in God's hands, in the hands of the American voters, and those of President Trump. If President Trump is elected and honors his word, the vast burden of chronic disease that now demoralizes and bankrupts the country will disappear.

“This is a spiritual journey for me. I reached my decision through deep prayer, through hard-nosed logic, and I asked myself, what choices must I make to maximize my chances to save America's children and restore national health? I felt that if I refused this opportunity, I would not be able to look myself in the mirror, knowing that I could have saved the lives of countless children and reversed this country's chronic disease epidemic.

“I'm 70 years old. I may have a decade to be effective. I can't imagine that President Harris, a President Harris, would allow me, or anyone, to solve these dire problems. After eight years of President Harris, any opportunity for me to fix the problem will be out of my reach forever.

“President Trump has told me that he wants this to be his legacy. I'm choosing to believe that this time, he will follow through. His son, his biggest donors, his closest friends, all support this objective. My joining the Trump campaign will be a difficult sacrifice for my wife and children, but worthwhile if there's even a small chance of saving these kids.

“Ultimately, the only thing that will save our country and our children is if we choose to love our kids more than we hate each other. That's why I launched my campaign—to unify America. My dad and uncle made such an enduring mark on the character of our nation, not so much because of any particular policies they promoted, but because they were able to inspire profound love for our country and to fortify our sense of ourselves as a national community.

“Held together by ideals, they were able to put their love into the intentions and hearts of ordinary Americans and to unify a national populist movement of Americans. Blacks and whites, Hispanics, urban and rural Americans, inspired affection and love and high hopes, and a culture of kindness that continue to radiate among Americans from their memory.

“That's the spirit on which I ran my campaign and that I intend to bring into the campaign of President Trump. Instead of vitriol and polarization, I will appeal to the values that unite us, the goals that we could achieve if only we weren't at each other's throats. The most unifying theme for all Americans is that we all love our children.

“If we all unite around that issue now, we can finally give them the protection, the health, and the future that they deserve. Thank you all very much.”

[han :) @stilwell_24]

Every morning when Caden gets home from work he always makes sure he kisses me. Doesn’t matter what I’m doing or where I am, I always get a kiss. It is the purest most simple small thing and it means the absolute world to me🥹

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

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