Tyler Stimmel

This is my twitter

[turbomander @turbomander]

i heard that chosen undead feller talkin' bout linkin’ some "first flame", i says to him right there I says young man my first flame was my ex-wife, and if yer fixin’ to link with her you best bring an extra humanity cause she’s plumb outta those yes sir

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

30-year-old guy who still gets fomo. Bro your life is over

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Landry McBall, CPA @Tailgatelover47]

Got paired up with the “recently divorced” cougar coworker tomorrow in the company golf outing

[TrollGod9000 💿 @TrollGod9000]

New hire asking the manager how lenient is the sexual harassment policy

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

kicked out of the fancy Italian restaurant for doing the solid snake crawl into the kitchen two times

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[chad @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i like the world cup of soccer because everyone gets excited and is having fun

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[Madame Rusty @MadameRusty]

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[cabby @cabby]

Discord giving the "You are currently muted!" popup every single time I mute to fart loud as fuck because it thinks I'm trying to talk

[poly @polygazoids]

type of shit that would happen if you were caught using tiktok in 2019