I’m sick of this crypto market mispricing the fundamentals
FACT: fartcoin is superior privacy tech to zcash
It’s self evident
You can’t prove I farted 💨
Retail hasn't returned yet
When they arrive, fartcoin is going to $10 💨
Then Chinese fartcoin is going to 10c 💨💨💨
Get in before they arrive
$PiBi 屁币💨
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Most retail-focused coins like $XRP, $ADA, $DOGE, $SHIB are still chopping, even with upgrades and news. OG L1s, stablecoin projects, and DeFi haven’t moved.
The mini altseason we witnessed was isolated to crypto Twitter, led by memes, AI, and niche Solana trends.
Retail hasn’t returned yet.
More bang for your buck
More gas for your cash
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More breeze for your Benjamins
More stink for your clink
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