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[noelle 🇵🇸ꕤ🐾❤️‍🔥🧵 @noellewes123]

alfonso: “how are you feeling?”
lauren: “pissed”

YUP EXACTLY YOU TELL THEM
#dwts

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My life is a joke but at least my purpose is to make people laugh

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me when guess doesn't win best pop duo

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born to be a lover girl forced to have vicious attitude problems

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brought my smile and a positive attitude (rare)

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wdyd when someone serves…themselves???

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took an uber to the airport and it took me to opp city

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woah just met olypmic gold medalist for sassiest man alive

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sorry kids today was just a random filler episode of how I met your father

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he’s borderline mysterious

he’s borderline, …
…mysterious

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I hate when I have to suffer the consequences of my own actions like seriously???

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why hasn’t my boyfriend (a random stranger I met once) texted me yet?

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was having a bad day then remembered that one compliment from a stranger six years ago. I’m good now.

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wait so did elphaba become the wicked witch of the west during her first semester at college??? at the ripe age of 17/18???

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explain it to me in detail but either way I’m not going to get it

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I love playing mysterious at the laundromat

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finding a crush in everyplace I go to help me put a pep in my step. rn I’m with the laundromat crush

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thankfully tweeting is free

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these lookalike contests are getting out of hand…

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how does my brain come up with certain things it’s getting out of hand…