christy.

Je M’appelle Chop Money 💸 .

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

why would you guys tell that lady she’s shaped like a penis

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Ree. @realloveree]

when her nails cost R400 so i send her R399.98 and let her friends cover the 2 cents they always seem to have

[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

Your first day being a woman of a few words WENA o bala bala so???

[✰ @slowwlifee]

life is a constant cycle of losing your spark and finding it again

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[èlodie 🕊️ @princessprozac_]

what else are you put on this Earth to do, other than to tell the person you love that you do in fact love them ?

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

i just know a tswana wife would have said “ lwena msunu wenja, kgosi ya ma cente, nxl ka di tsebe”

[Noeleen @noeleensaid]

There's no way Haaland is real 😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

no same bc kuyadlalwa ngam shame, tjo

[Kea❄ @Kearatiwa]

The way I'd be bitter everyday if I ever found out I'm pregnant 🤰 Me and the father would even stop talking because shame o sentse bophelo baka.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

The fact that she went with him. Nobody is more meant to be together than them.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

To qualify for an RDP you need to earn R3500pm or less. Everyone on the TL earns R100k per month and it's not even enough to survive on.

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Fortunately for me I’m both big dawg & babygirl.

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

Hey @WhatsApp 👋🏻 Thank you for the new username update… But honestly? We just wanted to upload statuses in HD. Is that too much to ask? Sigh.

[MAMICHULA @thisjuicediary]

The second a man stops yearning for me he can get the fuck out my face.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I have no discourse in me at the moment. I’m just taking this moment to express my appreciation for Bafana and Broos. Unbeaten streak run, climbing up FIFA rankings, AFCON bronze, World Cup qualification and reaching the knock out stages. We got to cry tears of joy several times

[Gomolemo.❤️ @RoyaltyGomo]

It’s so many niggas, it’s so hard to pick one but if I got to I want the rich one🫦

[𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 🇵🇸 @vuyoxhamfu_]

Oksalayo 30 June!!! 😤