Stine Jørgensen

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

all i want for christmas is like 10 billion dollars and a puppy

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

After school naps be like

[Vi hater kunder @Vihaterkunder]

"Oi, dro ut kortet for tidlig. Betaler vel ikke dobbelt opp?"
"Jo."
"Hæ?!"
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[Vi hater kunder @Vihaterkunder]

Meg: Det blir 237kr.
*ikke godkjent*
Kunde: oi ååh, har glemt koden, hehe.

[Vi hater kunder @Vihaterkunder]

"22kr, da."
"HVA?!"
"?"
"Det står 21kr?"
"21.90kr..."
"Åja. Da skal jeg ikke ha den."
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[Vi hater kunder @Vihaterkunder]

"Pose?"
"Nei."
"93kr, da."
*betaler*
"Kan jeg få en pose allikevel?"
Ring meg når du har kjøpt deg Lamborghini med de jævla posepengene, da.

[Stine Jørgensen @stinejorgensen]

https://t.co/Lhj7Y4xldF

[AURORA @AuroraMohnStued]

http://t.co/yOEUbY6eLh

[Adult humor 18+ @happygirlsonly]

when something funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago

[GOLF WANG @TvlertheCreator]

stop taking selfies dad your daughter just got engaged