Humphries' Spleen

Ghost Writer

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@JoeyGraceffa @trishapaytas You have a short memory if you're swooning after this homophobic, Trump supporting imbecile https://t.co/S7RTnoUgYc

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

I'd rather douche with a hedgehog than listen to another second of this circle-wank #TrumpMorgan

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

#Border #migration #hostileenvironment #Immigration https://t.co/EzsbO94gxa

[Emma Patchett @eepwrites]

Space, assemblages, and the hostile border https://t.co/xQAxdlp5NK via @critlegthinking

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@skratchz @mjbop @Swimmingbird567 @yaybody @MargaretAtwood @intelligencer False claims are, statistically speaking, few and far between

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@GiGiHadid OR donate to @RedCross and @DirectRelief if you actually want to help in a way that works

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@davidvance Don't you mean all "people with a brain" despise him? Or perhaps all "with a conscience"? #bbcqt

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

So - not only is Trump evidently unstable, dumb as a box of rocks and dangerously erratic, he's also a tremendous COWARD #MAGA https://t.co/4AyxTGpnqT

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

BREAKING: Donald Trump 'cancels visit to UK next month after fearing he won't be welcome' https://t.co/jOusv38GDu

[Santa Barbara County @countyofsb]

8 fatalities and 25 injuries have been confirmed within SBCounty due to the storm. 50 rescues have occurred thanks to our heroic first responders. For storm info, transport assist or to speak with a counselor, call the info line-[phone] or text [phone] or call 211.

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@pixietangerine @ColleenB123 Note: if you actually want to do something to help, please donate to @RedCross or @DirectRelief

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

#brexitshambles https://t.co/Sf4r8xvPIM

[Johnny Foreigner @JohnnySpacey2]

Message to Brexiters:

Oh, for god’s sake, just FUCK BREXIT OFF! Can’t you see? Really? Can’t you? What the actual fuck is your major malfunction? It’s fucking up the entire country. It’s delivering none of those things you wanted. Not one. For the love of god, please, just stop!

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

By pandering to orthodox lunatics & their loony beliefs in an old fairy tale....to say nothing of Israeli violence & occupation #r4today https://t.co/5xyzKRHds3

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@RachaelMaskell can we *please* put forward the case to also do the same for York, which also voted to remain ? https://t.co/uI2dufUuO2

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Huge ramifications for London if Theresa May has conceded that it's possible for part of the UK to remain within the single market & customs union after Brexit. Londoners overwhelmingly voted to remain in the EU and a similar deal here could protect tens of thousands of jobs.

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@jerryhat @lilyallen 'touching' is defined under s.78 SOA as any touching (w/t consent) which is sexual in nature, purpose or circumstances

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@jerryhat @lilyallen Actually, 'sexual touching' under the SOA 2003 can incl. touching an individual's clothing (R v H [2005] EWCA Crim 732)

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@realDonaldTrump you are meaningless. You are a joke. You are a waste of time and space.

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

*1st* terror attack since Trump took office? What are you on John Humphries?? #r4today #LasVegasShooting

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

@Corrynmb @POTUS

[Humphries' Spleen @stinging_elvis]

No, Bob, not a shop, a "brand community hub" . Kill me now. #r4today