@joncoopertweets “George had mixed emotions…he feared the worst when his blond Pomeranian, Oscar, leapt out of his second story window, but delighted when he saw Oscar had landed on something large, soft and orange in the middle of the crowd!”
@Mollyploofkins It depends…what’s their skin color? Bank account balance? Gender? Depending on those factors, it ranges from shoot-first-and-take-names-later (Black males) to one felony (poor white collar criminal) up to pick-a-number-between-anything-and-anything-else (a rich White male).
@woofknight Eric? Eric Trump? You get your ass back in the house and do your homework or you’re going to have to repeat the third grade for the fifth time!
@RCdeWinter That’s clever but what does it have to do with teump being a frigging moron? Oh, you mean trump had nothing to do with it? So everything is NOT all about trump? Wow! Millions of cultists are going to be so disappointed. Any idea when he’s going to prison. BTW, great joke!
@VABVOX I think all non-supporters should let bygones be bygones and bury the hatchet…help the assholes pack and put a hatchet in their checked luggage. They’re going to need it when they reach their new “Democratic” country!
@citizengatsby My question exactly! I’ve chained myself to a tree here in SoCal in case a strong wind comes along and blows me toward Arkansas…you can never be too safe! I don’t want to go to Arkansas…I’ve grown attached to my teeth and my brain and don’t want to marry my sister!