Stingray Jay

#Bitcoin

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

HOA meeting just dropped the single greatest rule in human history 😂

“Children are permitted… but it’s the intensity of the splashing. When splashing becomes continuous, it stops being play. It becomes activity. And activity at that level… is shared.”

Ma’am, you didn’t just attend an HOA meeting. You ascended to Peak Karen and invented Splash Marxism.

Kids out here living their best chaotic summer lives and this visor-wearing philosopher is in the back doing physics equations on cannonballs like she’s the fun police’s Chief Justice.

Next month: “The velocity of cannonball entries violates Section 4.2.7 of the covenants. Fines will be assessed per giggle decibel.”

These people would fine the ocean for waves.

ABOLISH HOAs. Your kids deserve to splash like absolute degenerates without filing a 47-page Environmental Impact Report.
Fight me, Karen. I’m bringing the Super Soaker. 🏊‍♂️💦😂

[Todd Llewellyn @ToddLlewellyn]

My dad would take me to work when I was a kid.

About 25 years ago we went and fixed a faucet at a bakery. Our rate was probably $75 back then.

We billed the owner for an hour. She didn't like the price.

My dad said he would trade her for a dozen raisin filled cookies but she had to come cook them at our house.

She paid the bill.

[Prime AI @primemans]

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[⚜️Nate⚜️ @threeonenate]

So AK was a major proponent of the DA firing? Give the man a street named after him + a statue + a lifetime contract

[Muskonomy @muskonomy]

NEWS: Reports suggest SpaceX may be planning a massive 136,000-acre campus in Louisiana, potentially the biggest land deal yet for the company.

The rumored site near Pecan Island and Freshwater City in Vermilion Parish would cover roughly 212 square miles, dwarfing SpaceX's current Starbase facility in Texas.

Local real estate insider Jim Keaty of Keaty Real Estate has been digging into the rumor after dozens of clients started asking about it.

No official documents have surfaced yet, but a few sources are quietly confirming the deal.

A Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries employee reportedly said Governor Jeff Landry visited the site during Easter week.

Earlier reports pointed to a smaller 30,000-acre purchase near Freshwater City for a potential spaceport. The location offers remoteness, barge access for moving rockets and proximity to rocket fuel resources.

It also lines up with the aerospace incentive bills currently moving through the Louisiana legislature, which target companies investing $1 billion or more.

Louisiana already has a strong aerospace base with NASA's Michoud Assembly Facility in New Orleans, an 829-acre complex employing roughly 3,000 people that has built rockets for over 60 years.

If confirmed, this could become one of the largest private land purchases in Louisiana history and a major expansion for the SpaceX-xAI combined company, which is also gearing up for what could be the largest IPO ever in mid-2026.

Source: keatyblog(dot)com

[#ZolaPaw⚜️ @NOTKoolKerm_]

#504Day ⚜️

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

Anyone who tells you to follow your passion is already rich.

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

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[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man won the Delaware marathon after sprinting to the finish as his opponent was celebrating, thinking he won

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Both societies exist simultaneously

Really incredible to think about

[conspiracybot @conspiracyb0t]

He called it perfectly over a decade ago.

[Slim @onu_slim]

The scariest age for a man is 37.

Not because something dramatic happens that day, but because many realities begin to collide at the same time.

At 37, life stops feeling theoretical. The dreams you had in your twenties are now being measured against the reality you have built so far. Some men feel proud of their progress. Others quietly begin asking themselves uncomfortable questions.

By this age, responsibilities are usually heavy. Career pressure is real, family expectations may be rising, children may depend on you, and financial decisions suddenly carry more weight than they did before.

Another subtle thing happens around this age. You begin to notice your parents aging. The people who once looked strong and permanent start showing signs of slowing down. It reminds you that time is not standing still for anyone.

At the same time, you start realizing that your energy is no longer unlimited. The reckless optimism of youth begins to fade, and decisions must become more intentional.

For many men, 37 becomes a moment of reflection. A point where they either double down on building the life they want or drift into routines that slowly define the rest of their years.

The scary part is not the age itself.

It is the clarity that suddenly arrives with it.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

The elites saw this and it scared them. From that time on they have done everything in their power to kill the spirit of the white boy. Arise, white boy. Return to glory.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

I truly think this is one of nature’s biggest mysteries. Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth yet they’ve never attacked humans in the wild. They know something we don’t.

[Arab @YourFellowArab]

We’re living in an alternate timeline.

[Get ‘Em Eazy! @ChampIAN_33]

This game alone is why he can never be called a bust for any one who supports the Saints. You draft “special” players to be special in big games. You can’t get to the superbowl that year without this performance. That’s what’s it all about

[Ralph Malbrough 🥃 @SaintsForecast]

Spoken like someone who’s never watched a Saints game