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I never had ice cream, I was aborted (she/her)

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Why does John Stamos as Chef Louis in The Little Mermaid Live look exactly like 7 year old me playing the same role in 2002

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@Photonix Thank you!!!

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So with that, adieu, holler at me via text, snail mail or insta where I don’t feel like I’m drowning in despair (yet) and otherwise I’ll catch y’all whenever I decide I’m mentally prepared for the bird app hellscape again. Seacrest out

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I think I’ll be taking an indefinite break from Twitter again as my mental health is taking a nosedive due to the constant barrage of climate catastrophes/impending societal collapse/overwhelming sense of dread and I, quite frankly, can’t take it anymore

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I’m simply too angry all the time at the people who created this nightmare world I’ve inherited and it’s not healthy. I’m sure I’ll feel guilty for not being in the know but at the end of the day I gotta live and I can’t live like this

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@greenleeves Yes! It’ll be very hard for her but I think I know some ways to make it easier. She just won’t be social, that’s all

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How come when I tell kids not to pet my dog because she’s scared they listen but when I tell grown ass adults the same thing they act like they’re fucking Dr. Doolittle insisting they’re “good with animals” while completely ignoring her negative body language

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It’s so fucking frustrating because she literally wears a SIGN that says “don’t pet me” and I’ve worked so hard to get her to a point where she doesn’t piss herself at just the mere sight of another person, and every time someone violates her space like this it all unravels

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The best part is they act like I’m at fault for not socializing her and it’s like?? Socialization isn’t throwing my dog into situations that scare her unaided and waiting for her to “figure it out”. That actually has the opposite effect

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Making an appointment at the vet for my dog: easy 😊

Even thinking about making any kind of health-related appointment for myself:

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@surplus_lovr A little but not for years!! I’ll have to check this out

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@greenleeves Really well all things considered! Got some help from friends at the end and now we’re wiped out 😅

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It is with great pleasure that I announce I have finally moved back to Seattle

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@Photonix We got one of those in January!

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@Photonix Yes!! Thank you 😊 hopefully by then she’ll have made some social progress hahaha

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Utility company’s asking us not to use electronics from 1-8pm today to prevent power outages and yet my apartment complex is keeping the gym lights/AC/tv/machines on all day for the 10 meatheads who do their silly little group squats in there every evening

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@mmerryteaa Mirror sticker: Dirty hands spread disease

Marty: *boot on sink*

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Show me the first picture you ever saw of your dog. I’ll go first.