distinguished yoda

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Now HERE'S a spot to bleed out in

[distinguished yoda @stinguishedyoda]

The devil demands a sacrifice

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: Chiefs are signing kicker Spencer Shrader off the Jets practice squad and placing kicker Harrison Butker on injured reserve due to a knee injury.

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR.
DRINK ALONE.
HATE YOUR LIFE.
BE MISERABLE.

BE A MAN

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

“You know, I’m something of an intellectual wigger myself”

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

You people are pathetic consumers

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Average Planet Fitness member

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

Hear me out…

[bobby b @jekebrewn]

At 13 years old, a boy's most important role model is Scatman John

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

if it's racist to like big asses, then I make the grandwizard of the KKK look like a civil rights activist

[Harry Mac @bbharrymac]

Throw it from the rubber you dusty old coward

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

Doing this except I’m dipping half a cheeseburger into Ocean City, Maryland water

[distinguished yoda @stinguishedyoda]

Me when the when the uhh when the when when the um when the

[distinguished yoda @stinguishedyoda]

@Liam_Marcellino

[LIAM @Liam_Marcellino]

BREAKING:

The 2006 Nissan Altima has just been crowned the “Fastest Production Automobile on Earth” while also being ranked the “Number one vehicle to ride your ass, even if you’re about to break the sound barrier”