Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky

CU ‘02 | ΑΦΔ Alumni | Tech Box Muncher | bumps for days | slangin meat since the 80s | #ratherbedeadthanred | tank killer | 🐴in the summer ❄️ in the winter

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

Accurate representation of me and @TwinkiusF last Saturday😂🐴

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

these new movies have good parts but 70% are gen z slop and it fucking sucks.

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

holy shit 93 out this is looking like a day so far. #recipeforgreatness

-dunky

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

i know i haven’t posted in a while and I also know yall have been wondering what ive been up to. tonight im going downtown and getting drunk with the boys. spread love❤️

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

I might not be jewish but when it comes to sack i have a dyson on my face. #expand

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

thank god im white, in college, on spring break, and my dad makes millions #yup

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

buddy just dropped bag money on this card and its not even working #angry

-dink

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

going on a two day bender with mom this weekend. She brought charcoal pills, ibuprofen, and hand rolled cigarettes #bless

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[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

me and @brett_chetty3 just hit fucking gm on jerkmate. holy shit my dick is sore #realgooners

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

jesus

[Homer “domer” SIMPson @michultra_lover]

This ruined my fucking Friday

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

Holy fuck these sherms just dont get it #shrink

podink

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

Thank god snag is back up and running. can finally order womps again #TRUMP

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[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

These 8 millis got me spitting like a fucking llama.

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[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

Love a good sloot

-podunk

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me and the boys after 2 Miller Lites

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

Ryan Day looks like he mucks dudes salads. Still want Ohio state to win tho #fucktheirish

[Brett “chetty” Chetler III @brett_chetty3]

My boy blacked out the last 2 nights at the bars and is still going out tonight. Lot of people could learn a thing or two from him. #trooper

-Chetty

[Dartinkle “Fantasmo” Podunky @stinkdiddymunch]

fuck im hung

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[Bucky “Buck”Miller @BuckyMill7]

Guess what…. She’s fat! Shocker!

[Skeeter Hampton @skeetahampton]

Woke up for my first day of class and found this fucking nugget chillin on my bean bag. Had to call the boys in blue to get it handled.

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

This proves true time and time again