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doll trapped in the body of a human girl (she/her)

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The only thing you deserve is a uti

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Simon and Garfunkel?? Simon and BARFunkel more like it.. DAMN those boys are ugly!

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How on earth are you gonna be waisan and swagless?

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Got a little tipsy with aunt Rosemary and now I need MICHAEL JACKSON!!

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I hang out in basement of bar then emerge and that’s ok

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You ever plunge a toilet with a crisp white shirt on? Well let me tell you it’s a harrowing experience

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You see a lot of establishments called “pay less” or something of that nature, but I just saw a place called “pay more”. A daring take that turns a timeless classic on its head. Well done

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Paul McCartney psyop coming, but I think I may have willed it into existence so it’s gonna be a good thing

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What do you know about lunch en plein air?

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There will come a day when your swag will be challenged.. if you can’t rise to the occasion, then was the swag ever yours in the first place?

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Made a pretty tasteless joke about coke addiction to a client, but I think I’m finding peace with it?

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Should I get an in n out burger for breakfast?

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Michael Jackson’s hat is on my flight bitch I’m starstruck

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I think I’m just gonna Bourdain it from now on (as in Anthony)

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You know nothing of swag, and what it is to earn it.

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Tom Wambsgans (lookalike) in my zoom call

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The prosciutto rests your honor

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@faimccurdi This is you lowkey

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Jimmy Fallon is a lot of things, but he was also really hot at one point in his life, and none of us can take that away from him.

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Needed weed. Weed acquired. Weed in me. Next is CIGARETTE!

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Mad men and lost are the same show in a way that is specific to only me, and honestly quite delusional