Lil Uzi Burp

Professional dabbler and Dead Head.

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@the_bonnfire Yellow Card accumulation suspensions are the most absurd rule in international football.

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Holy shit, this version of Vini Jr…

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@ABC Dammit, my tongue just healed from the last time these were on the menu.

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After seeing some of the early footage from the U.S. Open, I think it’s possible that nobody makes the cut.

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@jerrysnub69 I’d have no issue with it if it was only my tee time that was prepaid. But as the tee time getter guy I have to prepay for the group and then chase down my groups money. Just annoying.

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@pgt278 @BendelowGreens @TPCDeereRun Do you have male children? They are morons.

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@TLG861 @AdamCrafton_ Your issue is that you aren’t a socialist. You seem to be able to understand that some people can’t do the same things as others are able to do. That makes some people sad.

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@Scoobie8657 Allergic to Canada.

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@AdamCrafton_ Have you checked on Mamdani? Between Capitalism and an Arsenal loss you guys have to be in the dumps today.

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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Why Liverpool? Iraola left Bournemouth to go to a big club.

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@GolfMonthly What the fresh hell? Has anyone at golf monthly ever clicked the link and thought this is great for our readers?

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@micsolana @jonfavs Is he asking to jail them because they are his opponent or because they broke the law? Seems like a fairly large distinction.

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@AdamCrafton_ @ZohranKMamdani @TheAthleticFC I heard Karl Marx loved Bayern Munich.

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@Pooshdaddy Let me introduce you to Miami FC.

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Why is Will Buxton yelling all the time? He is just awful.

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@preroundgolf @AllyTaft All private with the exception of Hermitage.

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@preroundgolf @AllyTaft Which courses?

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The middle class is being squeezed, not due to tax revenue, but an uncontrolled spending problem that leaders in both parties seem to have. In his interview, Jeff Bezos said it was a skill problem, which is 100% the issue. None of the people we elect have any skills other than to spend money and get reelected.

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@LuvBobby6956 @MLSist @MattHughesMedia Yes, the Eurosnob Football guys love all the timewasting.

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@GabbyHerzig Is this really a thing? I can’t believe that the organization that is responsible for growing the game of golf in the United States and one of their primary tools doesn’t have women’s slopes and ratings from all the tees. What’s the hold up?