muscle man’s muscle woman

loud bark, deep bite • she/they

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

me at the dispensary: can i get the gorilla grip #4

dispensary employee: ...do you mean gorilla glue?

me: ...no? i want the gorilla grip??

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I need to be encased in cement, it's the only way I'll learn

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

this movie made me cry so hard i threw up

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

One of the most gutting scenes I’ve ever seen put to film.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m married to a cloud, she’s lovely. I’ve never known a love like thi- aaand she dissipated. She’s gone

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

kafka ─ diary entry

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

sylvia plath ─ diary entry

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

@PacoKickTheTaco LFGGGG

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

@queersricochet omfg jesus christ lmfao

[machine girl @machin3gir1]

We made it

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

smoke break after spending the day chasing hot butch women,,,, this is many of you i think

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

@kev000n do you need help with that? i hate that man he looks like he ate an iphone and it got stuck

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

playing the guess remix for all the spiders in my bathroom tonight

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

girl…..it’s so confusing sometimes to support a cop!

[Charli @charli_xcx]

kamala IS brat

[muscle man’s muscle woman @stinkybbcrab]

@PacoKickTheTaco that sounds amazing tbh

[NEON @neonrated]

people say we're alike. they say we've got the same hair