Fart poster

I thought hurricane season was over him/his

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

The AT&T guy gripped my cart and said “prove it” when I told him I had AT&T

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This is Jonathan Ross. He shot and killed Renee Good. He still hasn’t been indicted.

[Noah Riffe @NoahRiffe]

You losers called the city you’re showing a burned down, empty, shithole.

You don’t get to claim ANY part of Seattle’s shine.

[Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 @_giacomo_volpe_]

Haitians failing to integrate into the culture of MAGA America by staying off drugs and doing a good job at work

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

I'm sorry but the demand for free stuff is hilarious lmao

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

LOLOLOL so instead of getting the fucking message that voters are sending, they’re like “what if we formed a coalition to try to destroy them?”

This is why ppl hate the Democratic Party. Look at what contempt they have for their own voters. They want top down control and when the people pick, they’re furious.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

If moderate democrats fight socialism as effectively as they fight MAGA we’ll have President Josef Stalin within a decade

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Voting for whoever guts this Supreme Court

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

They're gonna lose lmfao

[MadamAdam @browndwarf6]

I fucking hate gun nuts cuz this is hella cool but they'd start crying and throwing up

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

ABUNDANCE GUYS: Maybe if we spend the next 5 years cutting red tape and incentivizing private developers with targeted tax breaks to-

MAMDANI RN:

[Caryn Ann Harlos @carynannharlos]

Jonathan Ross MURDERED Renee Good.

[Inside the QB Studio with Michael Balls Penix @RuckCohlchez]

yeah I get it, if you honestly describe what Israel does you sound deranged, because they're a colony of insane violent rapist maniacs who have absolutely no moral boundaries on their behavior

[Prawcin @Prawcin]

Delay GTAVI one more time and increase the price

#DelayGTAVIOneMoreTimeAndIncreaseThePrice

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This man, who goes by “Des,” has been a legal resident since 14. He moved some antifascist zines from one apartment to another after his wife was arrested protesting ICE.

He was sentenced to 30 years for being in “Antifa”—a non-existent boogeyman. It is murder by incarceration.

[Elsyee @encore_elsyee]

White coworker has cornrows

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[karli trackmarx @iedtwt]

you should be ground into soylent green and force fed to other chuds until they all get prion diseases