The Evil Weevil

Ramblings, sharks, and Taylor Swift • She/her

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

Really ruins my day when I can’t be 40 minutes early for everything

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

I'm a Psychologist on my own healing journey, and these are 5 things I remind myself on a regular basis...

A THREAD 🧵:

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

@mothmans_cousin Peak comedy

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Yo I put 'featherless biped' as my name at Starbucks and the barista called out "BEHOLD A MAN" 😭😭😂😂 then the whole place started laughing and dissing Plato's theory of forms 🤣🤣

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

Not enough apparently

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

Idk if you’ve ever watched a movie with a bunch of 11 year old girls (I’m a nanny) but lemme tell ya, the commentary is BITING

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

@soFISHtication Sharks are the best

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

I asked my boyfriend what his favorite frog call was and he said he didn’t know. I left the room to get water and I came back to him watching a video called “top ten frog calls”

[invertebrate @crevicedwelling]

a handful of Them

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

I have never been so out of control and you know how I feel about control

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

@SmthngSeemsOff I LITERALLY OPENED TO TWITTER TO TWEET THIS. That’s so slimy. No one is safe

[🂱 @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

won't someone please invent a nightstand the size of a dining room table for all my waters and lotions and books

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Hey babe do u wanna come over? Im gonna run around the house like a cockroach would

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

@mothmans_cousin Yeah you also can’t get laid

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

Time flies when everyday is the same

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

The universe: girl slow down

Me: nah I’ve got shit to do

The universe: did I stutter

Anyway, I have strep AND a kidney infection so I did, in fact, slow down

[The Evil Weevil @stinkygargoyle]

I have a kidney infection are you joking. Send movie/show recs I guess