Pickletini Joe

[Jojira @Goji_Saurus]

Love reaching the part of the natural history museum that makes you want to kiII yourself

[✦ TOMB 🍉 @kakapoluv]

"Lost History of Women"
Sarah J. Conti
2023
ceramic, steel, sculptable epoxy, ethically harvested (by the artist) cedar

[Orbis Tertius @_heral_fog]

L train brooklyn and Q train brooklyn are different civilizations

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

real new yorkers still carry their expired and useless metrocard for reasons that don’t need to be explained

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[bONGO 🎃 @wariocolosseum]

well we actually don’t need either of these

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I think about this every time I drive

[rosie @nickyn0mates]

not even joking i'd die for Mopple

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

You can go to school all you want but some things you have to learn on the job site. Like no class in veterinary school teaches you not to eat cotton candy from the fair across the street bc then your mouth will be blue when you tell a family you have to send their dog to hell

[ant @acidforants]

my job is my side quest. my prospect park bird list is my main quest

[Kyle S @KyleSkey]

Is this the first documented case of humans enjoying themselves at a Mets game?

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

I was yapping w/ a bouncer to kill time before a show and with the World Cup game being on, we got onto the topic of heritage and which teams we were rooting for.

B: “yeah, my girl was actually born in Ireland.”

Me: “Very cool, what county is she from?”

B: “Delco.”

Me: ..…

[Eric Boehm @EricBoehm87]

French fans being confused by Philadelphia is my new favorite anecdote from the World Cup

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

New Yorkers, Avoid the bookings beloved

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with “go birds” in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

people will say they're "real new yorkers" and have never been to jamaica bay wildlife refuge!!!!!

[Z! @iszweliokay]

it can’t be backrooms all the time. some of us gotta hold it down at nostrand ave.