goontastic freak

[goontastic freak @stinkygoblin2]

sniff dat

[ulqî @ulqion]

that first Vitamin C & Killer Queen read-through

[BREAD @theforeignbread]

MORTAL KOMBAT - #jjk animatic

[qlfhzn @qlfhzn0]

hb who I’ve been fingering and sucking each other’s dicks with this whole time told me he’s actually straight so I challenged him to a who cums first competition to keep him but I lost and he’ll never suck my dick or finger me again

[yuji's alpha @yujisalpha]

if we're talking powerscaler sons...

[CEO Of Metal @Shinich08413513]

Listen to that fucking riff 🗣️

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

Lil shawty fine but she keeps showing me AI videos of dogs doing the whip & nae nae

[rye @osamuss]

thinking my fav fic got updated but it was just my university acceptance letter

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando la persona que te gusta molestar se enoja de verdad

[gwenn ෆ⁠╹⁠ ⁠.̮⁠ ⁠╹⁠ෆ | Iori's pigtails @gwen4lyn_]

My baby cousin deadass called out his mom for watching an ai fruit video. He’s nine 😭

[ralfie 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 @nemusleeps]

how it feels to forget words in your first language

[Rosie's Yemen Mocha @DarnelSugarfoo]

Boomers can't die off soon enough.

[FC🧀 @FootCheese_]

Boss told me to be patient about getting a raise

[Ryder @RyderNoContext]

cuando perdes a tu amigo en la fiesta y ves como unos gays se lo llevan en uber:

[PR1ME🧊🎃 @Pr1mewrestlin]

I did chores around the house to impress my dad but he didn’t give a fk

[Toni🔪🩸 @punkertoni]

Just told the gc i might go to an event i know damn well I’m not pulling up to

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

When my wife is signing the divorce papers and I have to wait for the right moment to say “bye Felicia”

[levi @dyinlevi]

Weaboos reading their first Alan Moore comic

[Big masa the hooper🇵🇸 @masaLEEro]

broke up with my gf cuz my boss's daughter was feeling me

[হানায়ুষ 🎇🌸(piyush/unclebobby) @hanayushalt]

This part made me cry man idk why