sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey

Honesty, integrity, handshakefulness PSU Alum, Matthew McConaughey Stan.

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

Indeed I have seen TMAG and I wish to fry that little green bastard with herbs and spices

[Aχιѕ @AxisAntiquities]

I was just reminded of Tony Gilroy’s advice to writers on Andor:

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

@ChiTownCircus I know it’s unrelated but there’s just something so funny about unruly action being allowed while simultaneously having the most relentless parking enforcement agents in the world.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

@BlockClubCHI Most overrated breakfast in the city.

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@sw_holocron Can they both agree to butt out or will this just be 10 more years of nostalgia bait?

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

@WhiteHouse Fuck you

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@middleseatsimon @Pierceson9Coody Need a driving range out west at Columbus more than air.

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

@StephenM Yeah, it’s a shame, they might have been able to cure your big bald head slenderman.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Fix your divot, ser.”

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

@AIPAC It’s a sign that youre doing things people want when you can’t just donate directly to candidates and have to hide behind things like Elect Chicago Women.

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@WSJ @WSJopinion Fuck off

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@beatmastermatt @TraceyMannKS I call all of mine to no avail. Mr beat party 26

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@TimSheehyMT Defending Israel at all costs. Bibi thanks you for your service.

[sam’s choice Matthew Mcconaughey @StinkyGuy6969]

SNL could never make anything this funny

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that's why we needed to get involved. But today the president said Iran--

RUBIO: No. Were you there yesterday?

REPORTER: Yes. I asked the question

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The “them” here is drinks for him every night.

[Heritage Foundation @Heritage]

Peace through Strength.

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@PressSec Thank goodness this real estate guy has provided such expert nuclear analysis.

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@Heritage You guys are so funny. “Oooo we need to think about being conservative 🤔” then you just end up doing whatever Trump says to do. I’m old enough to remember when you guys hated the us being the worlds police

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@WhiteHouse Have you guys actually read 1984 or do you just like to reference it? Also karolines husband wears adult diapers

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@WarMachineRR Wow, debunked! That certainly clears it up, thanks bib! Especially that part you jerked him off and called him big and strong.

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@TheAtlantic @Yair_Rosenberg Go to hell