kati ^_^

complain slop

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

why does Uber specifically decide to fuck me over when I’m late for work

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divine intervention saved me from a £60 tram fine today my karma is clearly in the good books

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

@hoeslammincj ?

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What if twin is actually a 60 year old alcoholic

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I met someone from New York and immediately asked them to say “I’m walkin’ here!”

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

the clocks only go forward to inconvenience me

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

where I be at

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

Life is goated when you get paid to take your boss’s dog on a walk instead of working

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

how I prolly felt tweeting this

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

New dad ragebait technique: ask him for his source and watch his point crumble

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

A boogie is truly the best way to get ur steps in

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

my Uber rating finally went back to 4.8 IM FREEEEEE

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

do you think Lana del rey and playboi carti will ever collab again

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF 🗣️🙏🙏🙏

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Cyberpunk 2 is predicted to launch in late 2030

It will have a reported budget of $419 million

via TechPowerUp

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@fartmanliam

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what happened to 24 hours supermarkets

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YANITED

[kati ^_^ @stinkyhoe029]

Train hit the two hour delay mark on the dot #full refund hell yeah

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gained an extra hour of pay bc I came back to work even tho I was already very drunk #money 🤑

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said that a sausage roll is a pastie and a man pointed at me and said “ugh this is Gen z”