madeyeson 🚽

[jessica mindrum @murdnim]

how do i stop spending 30 dollars

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will fall asleep 15 minutes into the movie i begged us to watch

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner
Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now
Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I’m doing something else

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Literally redownloaded this app just to say I took this picture to my penthouse and I freaked it

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

All I want to be is a handsome beautiful boy girl

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Good morning everyone. The grief is immense but so is the joy. We are all fragile as fuck. Swag city

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Sitting on my floor eating cheerios out the box and listening to love is a battlefield by Pat Benatar.. god I hate moving

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Pigpen holds a place in my heart like no other honestly

[latke @latkedelrey]

i found it. the most important video of all time

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Getting hit on by TSA okay sir pat me down then

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Manifesting a bird shits on ur face 🤞

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

Just tweeting this video so I can watch it anytime I want because it itches my brain

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

You always give me a reason

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

A skunk named flower!!! Shut up that’s so fucking cute !!!!!

[madeyeson 🚽 @stinkyoatmeal]

The day has come