slug

wah

[rye @osamuss]

getting the random urge to reconnect with the evil people from my past

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[lily @lillianemallow]

disinterested handjobs r cool but what about an interested handjob from a girl who loves you and really tries her best but just cant do it right

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch

[nia @homuradown]

?

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

i dont do CASUAL, i dont do HOOKUPS. i love with my whole heart and become crazily obsessed, and if it doesnt work i KILL MYSELF

[. @mrw1sconsin]

After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.

[nyx @myy1luv]

Home so I can orgasm

[sol sey @slimeballpuxxi]

They should make sex toys that eat ur pussy

[໊ @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

He knew you were fat. Get naked!

[Tyler @CowboysIn4]

@liamarshallxo @jillmiller777 Your father and I are divorcing, he’s been liking other women’s stories on Instagram. I’m keeping the house, your father is going to live with his StoryLikeTuationship

[° ʚ 𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐚 ɞ ° @liamarshallxo]

i left your father cuz he wasn't posting me on instagram

[pokay @Pokay__]

“you wouldn’t last in a cod lobby” you wouldn’t last in my Tight ass Butt.

[Witch @witchwounds]

who else up mourning what could have been

[Big Red @ironicteez]

ON CRACK AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!🤣

[lina @digitalheart777]

being me feels like a humiliation ritual

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out