Steve

one time Gandalf touched my cheek and called me cute.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

@gyeongsuakgae you're doing the lord's work

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

twitter is full of idiots. you know it. i know it.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

don’t be a shitty illustrator who thinks they’re better than others—support your fellow artists.

guess what crybabies? these are all examples of art.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

once upon a time, this was the place i'd do my research.
R.I.P. twitter

[Hyundai Canada @HyundaiCanada]

A great season starts with a great team, and we’re so excited to have Connor Bedard part of our Hyundai family! 🏒

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

since the rebrand, i've had a hard time distinguishing "X" from "Threads". i've also had a hard time giving a shit.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

i was trying to close twitter, and i clicked the X.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

WAH starts here:
https://t.co/dHTqUkK6Fe

(p.s. i helped made this commercial, plz thumbs up it!)

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

in case you didn’t know— WAH starts here: https://t.co/Aw0JqCu0aM

#wahstartshere @HyundaiCanada

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

happy 4:20!

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

life is an unfair balance; try to be on the side that feels less weighted down.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

are Toronto’s public garbage cans distributed based on population density, or garbage density?

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

the best part of sushi is the wasabi.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

i’m a crude guy. and sometimes? i’m a crude girl.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

happy 4:20!

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

hard agree—hard to watch, too.

[Tanooki Joe @TanookiKuribo]

Mr. Burns sounds like a recast at this point. I know he's not. I'm just saying he's pretty far from the iconic voice.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

i’ve gotten pretty good at being disappointed.

[RISING @DaveTrent9]

The story of life is not tragic, it's MAGIC

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

taking a shit at work is the unexpected break you needed.

[Steve @stinsonsteven]

@elonmusk shots fired.