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[yo @stinyoface]

@interracials3x I thought you were like a pokemon and only said your name. #dontmeetyourheroes

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@pattonoswalt Now we'll never get Ratatouille 2 Rat 2 Touille

[Keri-Sue McManus @SueKeri]

Doctors told me my son would be okay. They told me to take him home.

Micah died in my arms as I begged for help. He should be alive today. @GovKathyHochul, sign the Grieving Families Act.

https://t.co/x8ds4EwQqH

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@fritesflagey You should dust off your pole and go clear your PR height for the pole vault. #keepthestreakalive

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Fuck Boston

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@fritesflagey I felt the same way on day one 1 girl but I got the 1 shot
the next day I was a #whitecrayon
But also #aintnobloodclot

[yo @stinyoface]

As I am entranced by this up and coming influencers web of silk, comedic, spider gold, I reflect on life and the folly of man

I think we can all agree that if Beethoven were able to hear this he would say:

Morality begins at the point of a gun.

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@ashholee13 If you guys get married you can make invitations that say "SHELLebrate with us!"

[yo @stinyoface]

I hate when you watch Whose Line Is It Anyway clips on YouTube and start laughing and slowly click on suggested videos and the time passes and before you know it you're tearing up watching dogs reunite with their owners and kids getting adopted. #whoiscuttingonions

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Alone at Hooters drinking Bud Light. #trueamerican

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@vann_meghan Genetics

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@IngrahamAngle stepping to @KingJames is funny to me. Saying that he can't speak about politics? Really? Laura your own political views are entirely shaped on money from shady people and corporations. You are classist, racist trash. #sitdownlauraingraham

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@Adreian_Payne you are a worthless human

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It's time for sexual freedom for all

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@LoganPaul is just a young Donald Trump but Donald Trump made at least one person laugh.

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@amanduhsumner I'm sick too

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@boburnham you were great in The Big Sick. I’m pushing for you to get your own feature film someday...or a dragon whichever comes first

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@kumailn the Big Sick was awesome. I love you and Garfield 4ever

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@JoelOsteen the world would be a better place if you died