Ol Sport

Born to vibe, forced to work (he/him)

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Can we get touch tunes going at baseball games?

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ Candy (#FSTFCspoilers) @finaIspace]

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK

[joseph @highslip]

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit

[pj @pjayevans]

Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

*me and my buddies trying to sing along to Higher by Creed*
My Buddy's Fiancé: "do any of y'all actually know the words to this song??"

We didn't know a single fucking word

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Shave your head! this is what it's all about

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Dragon Con is the only place you can see Superman take a Superhit of his Superblunt

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Telling my wife the Beer Monster drank everything

[˚⟡𝑔𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝒷𝓎˚⟡ @ghvstbby]

it’s brian summer

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Uber driver told us she shot a man but apologized for saying ass

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

Miller High Life at night, crazy ass white boys delight. Miller High Life in the morning, crazy ass white boys take warning

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

Real bad day to be a hot dog and/or light beer

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

@feliciaagostini They saw me and knew what time it was

[Ol Sport @Stirfrybooty]

First Harry? Now Timmy? Oh it's a Bald Summer for sure

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Timothee Chalmet reveals new bald look to "mixed " reactions

[teryn @youngtiddy]

smoke all ur weed so you can grow big and strong sweetie

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

Dolly I'm actually working 8-5, please help.