Gerron

I’m only on here because my family isn’t

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

@SquareEnix liking Forspoken’s gameplay *cutscene* so far. I can see *cutscene* how the combat will be *cutscene* intense *cutscene* and dynamic. My one *cutscene* complaint is the flow of the *cutscene* story is really hindered by all of the unnecessary *cutscene* cutscenes….

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@Naughty_Dog you guys have been making beautiful games but can we please, for the love of god, revisit Jak and Daxter

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

Hey @Activision can we get this split screen stuff figured out? Also I’d be nice if there was an option to message people you meet in lobby’s. You brought back quick-scoping so bring back the ability to 1v1

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

My friends hang out with my ex more than me

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Kanye + Presidency = First Lady sextape

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@ThomasMadison23 It’s actually Tuesday

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

I just got off the phone with my mother and she asked if I was dating anybody, the conversation went like this

Me: yeah, We’ve been on and off for quite a few years

Mom: awe, what’s her name?

Me: palmela (👋🏻)

Mom: that’s a pretty name, you’ll have to keep me in the loop

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

“I so drunk, congratulations”
- my stepmom currently

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Nah fam, if you make me wait and then bail I don’t fwu again

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

@ikhancious Speed is relative

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Grey and I are $1600 into our Halloween costumes and it’s not even July

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That street goes both directions

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Sure sex is great, but has a girl ever run her fingers through your hair with your head on her lap

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Josh (High as fuck): I’m not even high man, my eyes are completely white

Me (an intellectual): bro your eyes are so red they’re fucking communists

[Gerron @stirlingstandrd]

I haven’t slept in like three days and I’m starting to loose my mind

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I’m ranked globally. I’m kind of a big deal

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Vegas, Mexico, KORN, Breaking Benjamin. 2020 starting of lit af

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@ThomasMadison23 As long as you spike it up at least once

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