David Stirling

Author of "LUVVIE" by Ben Braddock on Amazon. Novelist, playwright, actor, director, stand-up comedian. Occasional ski-sail-scuba bum.

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@markcritch If Canada became the 51st state, wouldn't that add over 40 million migrants to the population of USA overnight? That's bigger than the pop of California and a whole lot of votes in the Electoral College.

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#MattGaetzForUSAG I guess #JeffreyEpstein was unavailable since having sex with a minor is now seen as good experience for #AttorneyGeneral of the #UnitedStates.

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@DonaldTNews Big truck, small penis. Compensating for something, probably his self-hate for his homosexual leanings.

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@PierrePoilievre What is the French for Wanker with a sad attempt at a Boy's Band Makeover? A lot of product in the hair and contact lenses but you're still the NERD we all hated in High School.

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#Gallagherpremiershipfinal #BathvsNorthampton Miles Harrison and David Flatman, the worst double act since Cannon & Ball.

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RAIN SAVES ENGLAND FROM SUPERIOR SCOTTISH SIDE.

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@_GrumpyAlbertan HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? FULL OF HATE. I BET YOU DON'T SPEAK A WORD OF FRENCH EITHER IN SPITE OF CANADA BEING BI-LINGUGUAL Maybe you have a little German? JUDEN VERBOTEN? EIN REICH, EIN FUHRER? SIEG HEIL?

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@_GrumpyAlbertan @PierrePoilievre WOW! IF THAT'S NOT A RACIST POSTING I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS! POOR LITTLE WHITE BOY.

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@PierrePoilievre YOU HAVE A SECRET AGENDA TO MAKE EVERY AVERAGE CANADIAN CITIZEN POORER WHILE YOU PROMOTE BIG OIL AND THE OBSCENELY RICH.

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@PierrePoilievre So as a climate change denier in spite of all scientific evidence, LET'S GIVE SOME MORE TAX BREAKS TO BIG OIL- PIERRE POILEIEVRE Hasn't been evacuated by the forest fires increased by BIG OIL AND THE CLIMATE CHANGE YOU DENY IN SPITE OF ALL SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE.

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@alexarmstrong How about the Nazi party?

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https://t.co/sRHtYMxK5O How sad if Scotland, the stronger side on recent limited overs games, are robbed of a victory over underdogs England by the weather. Didn't lose a wkt. Might have posted 300.

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@Mofoman360 FUCK NO!

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@ESPNcricinfo Stage the tournament in rainy season/start of hurricane season on dodgy wickets in WI and US not worthy of a good club pitch, Sheer greed, ICC, in a rather sad attempt to get the US into cricket. About as sad and desperate as the ECB's embarrassing The Hundred. SHAME ON YOU!

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@PierrePoilievre Posing in front of Canadian flags. Another sad takeaway from Donald Trump's campaigning formula. Curious to know how much lower you will stoop to get elected since you clearly have no principles whatsoever.

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@PierrePoilievre Wow, that's a lot of product in your hair. Are you auditioning to join a boy band. Will you be campaigning for every Canadian to be eligible for contact lenses paid for by UPC financial supporters or just you?

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#IRELANDRUGBY feeling little hollow in your stomach? Guinness tasting a little thin? Quite rightly. Choke, choke, choke! Just like the world cup. All the world cups.

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BRAVE PERFORMANCE APART FROM FINN RUSSELL, WHO LET'S FACE IT HAD A SHOCKER. LEAVE HIM AT HOME ON THE SUMMER TOUR. THE OTHER NO. 10'S NEED GAME TIME!!!!!!!!

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#ScotlandRugby