@PatsKam You really gonna bitch about the extra fabric it takes to cover your ass and call it the fat tax?
Then why in the hell are my jeans still more than 50 dollars? Should be 20 with how little I need to cover.
Because if it doesn't fit my pockets, then I don't take it. I don't want to lug around some bag for chapstick, lighter, key, phone, cash, and vape.
If I can't fit a singular car key in my pocket sideways, the garment is useless.
@TinyWriterLaura Bags are stupid.
If you have to carry that much junk with you, then that's a whole ass you problem. If it doesn't fit in my pockets, it doesn't need to go.
How was your day at work, Ole Joe?
Oh ya know, some drunk fuck knocked the whole ass bottom of the door frame and all free from the condo itself.
Think I pulled something trying to get the door closed.
@beyoncegarden Noone just walked in, the officer clearly asked if they can come in and check. They homeowner then clearly grants permission.
Get out of here.
@Believe_culture Growing up around serious users, you get a pretty good idea of what you don't want to be when you grow up.
Strung out, half dead, and rotten in my 30's wasn't on that list.
@SporkGraves The most common would be Body Focused repetitive behaviors. You don't know why you do it, but you just do it without thought.
Could be stress, anxiety, your hands are too dry, you might have obsessive tendencies, or sensory seeking.
You just gotta pinpoint what yours is.
@TheFreelyAshley I've heard the fast pass lanes are so clogged that you're better off hanging out in the regular lines.
If you're doing the same as everyone and getting fast passes, all you're doing is spending more to stand for longer.
@X9_redux Ill order a white girl summer package, but I gotta be able to pick the size for panties.
I don't need no sagging crotch syndrome or a baggy booty.
@wottheberry My grandparents would send my brother home hopped up on caffeine.
It stopped when my mom gave him 2 Mt. Dews then sent him off with the grandparents.
@palmbtcX Dude, I can't tell you how or why it happens, but every car I've owned had transmission issues. Several people have assured me, I'm not causing it myself with how i drive.
Put me in the shitbox. Put me in the shitbox car right now if you want the wallet to live.