Joe McDaniels

i like potatoes and stitch witchery.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@kloogans Oh God foxes.

You heard a whole mess of foxes.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@beyoncegarden Noone just walked in, the officer clearly asked if they can come in and check. They homeowner then clearly grants permission.

Get out of here.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@Believe_culture Growing up around serious users, you get a pretty good idea of what you don't want to be when you grow up.

Strung out, half dead, and rotten in my 30's wasn't on that list.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@Stubbs_GunGuy I called it the moment I saw it.

I said "this bitch is going to end up killing someone selling wallpaper paste and earwig dust"

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@SporkGraves The most common would be Body Focused repetitive behaviors. You don't know why you do it, but you just do it without thought.

Could be stress, anxiety, your hands are too dry, you might have obsessive tendencies, or sensory seeking.

You just gotta pinpoint what yours is.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@TheFreelyAshley I've heard the fast pass lanes are so clogged that you're better off hanging out in the regular lines.

If you're doing the same as everyone and getting fast passes, all you're doing is spending more to stand for longer.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@X9_redux Ill order a white girl summer package, but I gotta be able to pick the size for panties.

I don't need no sagging crotch syndrome or a baggy booty.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

I laughed, and then I realized I also think looking at the box is heresy, and I don't believe in sorting or doing the border first....

[American Lictor @AmericanLictor]

Wife and Mom are in conflict

In our house looking at the box after starting a puzzle is heresy

Wife has no such qualms

Neither backing down

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@wottheberry My grandparents would send my brother home hopped up on caffeine.

It stopped when my mom gave him 2 Mt. Dews then sent him off with the grandparents.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@palmbtcX Dude, I can't tell you how or why it happens, but every car I've owned had transmission issues. Several people have assured me, I'm not causing it myself with how i drive.

Put me in the shitbox. Put me in the shitbox car right now if you want the wallet to live.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@mindyisser Yes, because I need a bag for my phone and my weed pen.......

A whole useless ass bag, when I could've had a couple pockets.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@BaraQueenbee Only way is to burn them out, or dig out the whole root ball.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@WallStreetApes But ya dumbasses can't stop yourselves from the obvious scam and buy the shit anyway.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@JustThatGuyAdam Guys, we need to talk about Number 2.

You're sitting there, and the whole time, you're getting closer and closer to hemorrhoids. 46% closer if you want to be technical. Get in and get out, or your assholes gonna fall through.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@HeatherIsUnsane Yeah, go ahead fill that with your hose instead of a water hauling service.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@DocPriyamMD Oh man the treatment for rabies is rough.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@UniteVids This little jerk has my heart, always will.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@nonregemesse To be honest, no regular average whiskey drinker is doing this.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@Tusk_4Real I remember when you could go to Walmart with your mom or grandma to pick out a new game. It was magical to see all the boxes/cases lined up behind the glass, and there was always an employee with keys ready, and as soon as you got home and pulled packaging... you could play.

[Joe McDaniels @StitchMasterC]

@sfpgug @Programancer Mmmmmmm, sweet lemonade.