Stephen Balinski

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@Kubishark Your tweets have changed, man

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@Kubishark Having high expectations is one thing, but blaming him for the inaction and terrible decisions of others is counter-productive, especially because he almost certainly agrees with your stances and would enact them in a heartbeat if he could. Unlike other members of congress.

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@Kubishark 535 members of Congress to call out for being human pieces of garbage, and you choose Bernie lol.

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@Vaticuss @CoriBush There isn't a single person in the US that benefits from every program that their taxes go towards. That doesn't mean that we shouldn't pay taxes. Also, just because you don't have a kid doesn't mean that you don't benefit from a well educated populous, albeit indirectly.

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@AmonGTheInsects I dunno, the less support HC gets, the more people are going to look at all the alternatives.

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@AmonGTheInsects from what I've heard, the only person who'd be negatively affected by a Biden run would be HC.

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Schrodinger's Bat: baseball player who has a .500 batting average.

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Some guy dropped his drivers license on the ground and didn't even notice. He had no ID.

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Let it snow

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@Kubishark psh no *furtively coughs a gallon of smoke into pants pocket*

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Vlad the Inhaler.

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James and the Giant Peach Fuzz.

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Dad walks in on me doing my homework. "No-- Dad-- It's not what it looks like" Dad storms out "Wait! I can explain!"

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@Brenduntu frog

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Carbon fiber airplane for sale. Used. Capable of flight: who knows?

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What if King Arthur had like an ice garage for his car? That would be one not hot Camelot parking spot.

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Ugh, I can't believe I have to wait months for House of Thrones and Game of Cards to come out...

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@ProtheanBeacon Captain Planet

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Apple is mass producing a smaller, Disney themed version of the iPad mini. There are going to be so many Minnie mini minis.

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Don't you torque to me about moments!