Stix le Beater

Arizona Jackalopes beater/captain/coach, completely irrelevant, Deputy Director of Social Media at The Quidditch Post

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

Regular customer: you look really happy today, what's different?

Me: nothing, I'm just a good actor

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

@touchdownnn515 I thought that's only what happens when you move

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

One of the many great interactions I had today after pointing out a customer's error in reading a sign...

Customer: You're an asshole

Me: well you can either get out or I can show you how much of an asshole I really am

#customerservice #learnhowtoreadsigns #dumbtwit #getout

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Apparently beaters playing at #USQuidditchCup11 don't fully know what "deceptive fisting" is and neither do the refs... #really #youreatnationals #kowtherules

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@usquidditch @Merrynec7 @LoneStarQC @RochUnitedQuid But is it? Cause as far as I can see, the link on #USQuidditchCup11 site brings to the USQ YouTube channel and there's no link for it, just the ended gambits/bsny game

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

With games starting 18 min ago, I've already seen a TON of missed beater (surprisingly mostly one-sided) calls. Ones that could have changed the flow of this game... #LAGVsBSNY #USQuidditchCup11 #NeedAPushForIndependentRefs (never will happen tho) @usquidditch @LAGambits

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

Ordered an ancestry dna kit last night at 2am...in like 10 weeks, I can finally know more about my roots than just a question mark #adoptedkidproblem #couldntaffordittillmytaxrefundcamein #quarterlifecrisisinthemaking

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

The unfortunate soul of a person who was the inspiration for @ahhgiant stopped by work tonight. Now all my coworkers know the story and we had a nice laugh about it in the backroom #ahhgiant #oops #byebitch

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

@Mina_Yazzy cook some pasta?

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

I fucking love Israel #TurnTheFuckUp 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

How I feel when someone tries to take the fact that Bs still get degrees away from me. NO THATS MY GRADE (thanks @BarcelosKnows for this pic) #backoff

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

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It's Championship Saturday...aka time to watch @FAU_Football and @MiamiHurricanes as they both try to win conference titles! #FAU #GoOwls #GoCanes #AtlanticRising #AllAboutTheU

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I have a boyfriend and my television show starts a week! So I am just waiting for the car accident/disease to hit.

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

@Catwhisperer213 And for joint

[asia murphy phd (river to the sea) @am_anatiala]

Not my field but oh my god we'd be fucked without microbes. Like, no life fucked. #MyOneScienceTweet https://t.co/4ouY9xRbSI

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

And they're adorable https://t.co/jcnze2Q38m

[Dr David Hamilton @davidghamilton1]

THIS is what a Tasmanian devil looks like #MyOneScienceTweet

[Kate Rowley @katerowley0]

Exposure to a natural sign language from birth prevents language deprivation in deaf children #MyOneScienceTweet

[Stix le Beater @stixlebeater]

Lets go Owls!!! #HootHoot #FAU #AtlanticRising #MakingWaves #BeatMTSU #FAUvsMTSU https://t.co/VsAB6BT0Nf

[Florida Atlantic Football @FAUFootball]

#FAU lead Middle Tennessee 24-6 at the half.

Devin Singletary: 91 yards, 3 TDs rushing