Sean Heslip

Hawaiian shirts are the meaning of life. And Pepsi.

[Sean Heslip @StixMalone94]

@CaballoDip I'd gladly get verbally abused by him if I could enjoy ME3 multiplayer like this again

[Mitchell @CaballoDip]

@StixMalone94 https://t.co/oaon1Cw0Ca the classic

[DestinyNostalgia @DestinyNostalgi]

This is me after a single dose of Pfizer. I was a very healthy 23 year old who managed several raid carries. Two years later and I am still having major issues.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[64 palms @AnodaWon]

@fasc1nate Your mom's so fat the Hyundai 10000 couldn't lift her

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

hey babe can you tell me what this post about liking "medium ugly" men is supposed to mean?

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[Nima Yamini @NimaYamini]

“men can’t handle me” yeah, we not mental hospital staff members

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

This is actually pain

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Majority Of Americans Would Support A New War If There Were Elephants Involved https://t.co/xfSeFBVMet

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cops Confident School Shooter Will Tucker Himself Out
https://t.co/orz4uVbeBl

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[valy @valytracks_]

people wanna play titanfall 2 so bad without even realising it

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[💀duoking1🐶🍉 @duoking1]

opening up to a girl is like going to the future and killing yourself