Sam Jordan

Technology, Sport, & Family (not necessarily in that order of course)

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

C’mon #bbcfootball who does your line up graphics? What are the chances that @Arsenal are trying out 3-5-1-1 tonight with @emilesmithrowe playing right wing back? 🤦‍♂️ #EuropaLeague

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Check out my latest article: 3 things every business can learn from the European Super League fiasco https://t.co/4PqpT3GF4N via @LinkedIn

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Once upon a time, while shopping on the Kings Road, my wife and I overhead a dad explaining to his ~3yo daughter “that’s not a real person darling, that’s a mannequin, it’s stylised”.

[James Marriott @j_amesmarriott]

Have just been privileged to witness the most east London moment of my life.

Spoken by a woman kayaking frantically down the Regent's canal towards a pedestrian on the towpath:

"Oh my God. Francesca is that you? We met in Goa! At the breath workshop! Remember?"

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@HeathrowAirport Good morning. I miss you 🙁 #boredathome

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

This morning breakfast involved bread I watched come out of the oven, a new jar of @marmite and a new jar of peanut butter. That’s about as exciting as my lockdown mornings can be people!! #lockdown2021 #Veganuary2021 #coffee

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@wagamama_uk tonight I tried your vegan fake-ribs. They were good. Why... are they not called ‘fibs’? #Veganuary #Vegan #plantbased

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

This list of the world’s leaders who haven't congratulated Biden makes for interesting reading! #uselections #USElection2020 https://t.co/rMjHLKeiLh

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Result!

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Good luck America 🤞 #VOTE

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@PeterDonnelly91 @gunnerblog Wtf 🤦‍♂️

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@gunnerblog 1. It doesn’t matter if it’s a woman or not, you’re not allowed to do that.
2. It MASSIVELY matters that she’s a woman you idiots! It was totally inappropriate and if this game/world is going to move forwards in the way it should then you can not allow it.

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Day 3 of the #SubscriptionShow is underway. Kicked off with a great keynote by @robbiebax. Join us for our follow up discussion at 3.30pm EST, 8.30pm GMT today on Creating a Disruption Proof Organization for Your Subscription Business https://t.co/0G0APKDGZg

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

First time back on the tube for a while #tfl #tube #masks

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@LondonBeeKeeper do you guys know what type of bee this is?

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

If #Netflix isn't working then just chill 😉

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Phew indeed, but we’ll done @LFC - phenomenal team

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Phew...

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

@btsportfootball Whoa! Don’t know enough about German football to really comment but 🤯

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Just me and my son (7) hanging today. I said we can do anything, what would you like to do? He said: 1. touch the ceiling. 2. eat 5 million pieces of toast. 3. watch old football highlights all day. He’s a freakin’ genius #fatherandson #parenthood #bestdayever

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Happy Monday

[Sam Jordan @stjordan]

Wait a minute! Where’s our post-Brexit free trade deal! C’mon Boris, no slacking off just because you won, Get Wakanda deal Done #Brexit #WakandaFreeTrade #GetWakandaDone https://t.co/N3ewOjuJJe