Austin

Purdue University Boilermaker, Scientist, Podcast host, Visionary, Playboy, Philanthropist
@contentnochaser

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hey by the way, we just joined TikTok

Follow us: https://t.co/KbtdOh2O4a

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Austin @stnclrk]

@fabreze1999 Global Vs. Local Flood Round 2: Infinite flat earth and vs Finite Flat earth

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

I am not even kidding. Jesse Watters mom gave Jesse a list of suggestions live on air. It didn’t go the way Jesse hoped it would. What a legend. She is my new hero and inspiration.

[Austin @stnclrk]

Going to start a new ticket service where you can call in and haggle live over the phone until you've settled on the price you'd like to pay

[Austin @stnclrk]

@cfm121 Sounds more like a patients vs hospital admin issue than a patient vs physician issue, how much of these new billing costs is actually being paid out to the doc who's knowledge is being used?

[Austin @stnclrk]

@AndrewFeikema Receiving news now that Elon fired 3 top developers so now they're just turning around! Zuckerberg was quoted saying, "No hard feelings right?"

[Andrew @AndrewFeikema]

Wow! I can’t believe Zuckerberg hired Wagner group to de-nazify Twitter! 25,000 mercenaries are marching on Twitter HQ as we speak! Go Zuck!

[Austin @stnclrk]

ALERT! THERE ARE VAGRANTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

[Austin @stnclrk]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

[Austin @stnclrk]

Where are the Bards? Why aren't they singing in the taverns anymore?

[Austin @stnclrk]

Shall I give in to my crushing insecurities and allow them to defeat me?

[Austin @stnclrk]

Me convincing my friend I'm a fish: I AM A STURGEON, I AM A STURGEON, I AM A STURGEON!

[Austin @stnclrk]

The existence of earthly pleasures implies that Marsish, Jupiterian, and Plutonion pleasures also exist and I hope one day I get to experience them

[Austin @stnclrk]

I know using one use utensils kills turtles but I will not eat chipotle with anything but the plastic fork

[Austin @stnclrk]

Today, I fought back against the corporations taking over America. (I went to the <5 items line with 6 items)

[Sam Reich @samreich]

So, inspired by Hank, we are in fact submitting Game Changer for an Emmy.

If you're an academy member, or know any academy members, please consider giving us your vote and/or spreading the word about our silly little show! 🙏🗳️ #emmyforgamechanger

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Emmy. Award. For. Game. Changer. When?

[Austin @stnclrk]

Did God give us opposable thumbs just to make the other apes jealous?