j.

self made man with a heart full of joy and whimsy

[j. @stndgoblin]

+ a bachelors degree + a well paying job + a fiancé if you were wondering

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗰𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘂 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀

[j. @stndgoblin]

@ccatsami i’m happier than i’d be if i was unemployed and stupid smoking my last roommates cigarettes

[j. @stndgoblin]

@ccatsami observe this! best of luck no longer being a leech 🙏

[j. @stndgoblin]

@ccatsami you mention ‘week’….

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[poongoblin @p00ngoblin]

@Meatsauce26_

[j. @stndgoblin]

@NateSzn__ @justsumsexygirl that’s the point of a tweet… no?

[j. @stndgoblin]

@BryceHall use those millions for dancing lessons and shut up PLEASE

[j. @stndgoblin]

@ElPikasio @rihanna this is so embarrassing it’s making me cackle

[j. @stndgoblin]

@bamidoh yeah no thanks

[fawn @fawnncel]

wait why are ppl trying to normalize the infantilization of the glorification of the gentrification of the justification of the commodification of consumerism which perpetuates religion psychosis and overstimulates my niche theory

[j. @stndgoblin]

@xxxxxxwxxwxxx 111k likes….

[j. @stndgoblin]

@saintplush you’ve been sayin this for 5 days and tweeting every day

[🌷 , petra! ୭ৎ ME DAY! ♡ @peterfemmejay]

i was trying to defend taylor a bit but i cant defend this at all and i cant ignore it and im very upset bc why is she using ai………….. girl ur a billionaire who spent the last five years reclaiming your art what are you DOING!!!!!!!!!!

[GRⱯCE ♤ @graevanity]

SEEING THE WORLD FINALLY WAKE UP TO HER MEDIOCRITY

[j. @stndgoblin]

@TheMainGuy_ @iTunes @taylorswift13 u mean a millionaire paid a company a shit ton of money to advertise for her