remember that wild news story around ten years ago about the guy who did a bunch of bath salts, attacked a random guy, and ate his face off? did you know he wasn’t actually on bath salts? yeah the cops made that up to justify more drug arrests. he ate that guy’s face 100% sober
my school bullied this girl all year and on prom night she was crowned queen only for her guard to be down, so they poured pig's blood on her and she turned out to be a raging telekinetic and she started killing everyone in the room