Bishop of Blitzburgh

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

Neither, and I grew up in the shadow of the Heinz factory in Pittsburgh.

[Nick Ford @Ford_Nick]

Does steak need A1 or Heinz 57?

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani I have a problem with a tenant that is destroying my property and says he won't leave at the end of the lease. Can you help? The address is 1200 Pennsylvania Ave WAshington DC. Thanks.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@Jainadave_ Call me an idiot, but isn't that your uterus?

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!!

Just RT for a chance to win it!!

I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

Excited and proud to be a part of this winning team.

Let’s go.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@HawkEmDownChris Manny Sanguillén

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you trust RFK Jr. but not Dr. Fauci, you’re a fucking idiot.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@BigSwingTempo Soliciting advice is strictly against the rules of golf. Rule 10.2, carrying a penalty of two strokes in stroke play or loss of the hole in match play.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@katsuxbt ABSOLUTELY !!!!!!!! I CAN MAKE 40 MILLION DOLLARS LAST THE REST OF MY LIFE.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

Fuck You Graham Plattner @grahamformaine. You knew what you did. Are you really stupid enough to think that nobody would find out?

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@CharlesMBlow I love nothing more than watching @jasonrantz get cooked.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

Did you ever notice that most of the stupid crap you buy on @amazon has next day shipping....until it doesn't?

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@ItsAmahAdoma Making "white lady brisket"

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Trump's name permanently ripped off the Kennedy Center - is the ultimate humiliation of @realDonaldTrump 😇

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@charise_lee If you really want a good laugh.......count the stripes on the flag on the back.

[david D. @secretsqrl123]

trump is a fucking idiot,
this is going to end badly.

a pool with no chemicals (not allowed), no filter (thats what the 300 million was for). with a bright blue background. in summer.....

its going to be a green soup in a matter of days. anyone with a pool knows this.

i cant wait

[Abby Schnable @AbbySchnable]

I don’t know why it took me so long to check out the Cathedral of Learning, but this building is gorgeous

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@Bunny_ngl My friend had a Lhasa apso - poodle mix named Chatfield, and a German short haired pointer named Bismark.

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

Weed is neither harmless, or legal for teenagers.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Adam Carolla made a sharp point on Megyn Kelly:

We spent decades winning the war on cigarette smoking… then turned around and basically told everyone weed is harmless medicine.

Now we have a generation that doesn’t smoke cigarettes but smokes a lot of pot — and it’s quietly messing a lot of young people up. Carolla said if you asked the average progressive mom whether she’d rather her teenage son smoke cigarettes or weed, most would pick weed.

We traded one public health problem for another, this time with a trendy “natural” halo around it.

I’ve seen this cultural shift happen in many places — the “weed is safe” narrative got pushed so hard that we’ve downplayed the real effects on developing brains.

What do you think — did society overcorrect on cigarettes and under-correct on cannabis, or is weed genuinely safer for teenagers?

[Bishop of Blitzburgh @sto_sr]

@HELLSBELLS828 Artichokes are among my favorites. Just pull the leaves and dip in salted butter (or hollandaise if you are feeling froggy).