darren stobart

Newcastle United season ticket holder (Gallowgate end) since 1988. Love Brown Ale, playing drums and Iron Maiden.

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@SarahWorkx Tennis. Table tennis. Cricket. Soccer. Do I need to go on? Rounders. Squash. Golf.........

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@Liza137823 127. Thick cunts.

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@CraigHope_DM Enjoy.

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@Hoorain154 Brain.

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@Matt_Pinner 2

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@otokyo A frying pan.

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@alinavisooo_net A plane. Not one you fly on either.

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@Sahar393815 Your maths is the problem

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@alanshearer I bet she didnt get an autograph though.

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@clubmoms_ Number 3 all day.

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@Matt_Pinner Tennis.

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@Matt_Pinner Pull the plug out.

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@otokyo 50

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@ludgardwontmiss Milner

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@kakarPathan_ Orange duh!!

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@Jenko12345 @MagpieMediaX Isak is a Liverpool problem child now. You lot are welcome to him. Another Andy Carroll. Slot hasn't got a clue.

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@ToonMouthTyne Who wrote that for him?

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@ToonMouthTyne Larsen is too similar to Wolt.

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@AU2Jay20 @CraigHope_DM @LFCZA He cant. It is a club owned house.

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@STinashe35873 @ToonMouthTyne Been to Anfield lately have you? Thought not. Plastic foreign fan. Are you still waiting for your rubber boat to Dover?