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[NaN @stochasticbtc]

To the victor go the spoils

[goodalexander @goodalexander]

there's an elite club here

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Cryptocurrencies go up 20% and your entire timeline is filled with anime characters quoting Socrates

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Imagine being the Pope right now and not calling a crusade or declaring AI demonic or something. Muslims are taking over Europe. The machines are talking. You've been dealt the most interesting hand in 1000 years and you're just wasting it.

[LUKEY 🦄 @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

XMR being delisted from CEXs whilst ZEC gets an ETF tells you everything you need to know

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

yes bro the meme is going to $500,000,000,000 how did I not see that

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Derek Chauvin was unjustly convicted of murder, therefore he should be freed.

The facts show that he was not the cause of death, nor did he at any time intend for a death to occur. Whatever else he may be, he is not a murderer.

That is the truth.

[NaN @stochasticbtc]

lower

[Zaheer @zaheerebtikar]

Jane Street lost $15 billion and all of a sudden crypto rips.

Monitoring closely.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

The lads at Stripe buying every company they can find, splitting the G with the boys at the pub, and building a book publisher because they’re private while public fintech gets blown to smithereens

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Reporter: You good with mass migration?

Dalai Lama: Nope lol

[T.R. Hudson @tr_hudson]

"Temple Prostitute Claims Mountain of Dead Babies Increases Crop Yields, Appeases Death god"

[NaN @stochasticbtc]

😹🫵 stick to predictambling markets john

[John Wang @j0hnwang]

Bitcoin's price discovery is no longer happening on Binance first. It's happening on Kalshi.

A core promise of prediction markets has always been their ability to aggregate information and forecast what comes next. It has been incredible to see Kalshi’s crypto markets fulfill that promise: evolving from a venue that follows Bitcoin’s price into one that increasingly leads its price discovery.

New research from Synth found that “Kalshi prices are increasingly predicting subsequent moves in Binance BTC, and that predictive relationship has grown materially stronger throughout 2026.” They analyzed second-by-second trades on Binance and Kalshi since January, and found the predictive relationship strengthened in lockstep with Kalshi's liquidity and trading volume.

Why? Sophisticated traders are not simply reacting to Bitcoin’s current spot price. They run forecasting models on where it will trade 5, 10, or 30 seconds into the future using proprietary OTC order flow, order-book microstructure, cross-exchange flows, perpetual futures, liquidations, and other private signals. Unlike Binance spot, prediction markets are forward-looking and ALL of these rich inputs are baked in.

Quants have always run these models privately. Kalshi crowdsources their forecasts, aggregating independent signals into public odds.

As @synthdataco put it, “Kalshi is effectively becoming a market-based ensemble of short-horizon forecasting models.”

[NaN @stochasticbtc]

never goonscroll

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

ANOTHER BOMBSHELL: Independent journalist @anthonyjrubin catches Minnesota polling workers saying “If you’re vouching for them they wouldn’t need to show anything.”

This is the third report “The Justice League” team has released on the Minnesota vouching law…

[j @0xjaqs]

rape recap:

- brian armstrong changing his pfp, spawning a 30m runner, changes it back 12 hours later and fuds memecoins

- robinhood insider trading / frontrunning cashcat listing, 100m selloff

- CZ "accidentally" burning the wrong marscoin, sending a 60k shitter to 30m and pvping the main coin listed on binance alpha & aster

- cobie edging on 2 coins, choses neither and follows basecat (then follows LFI immediately after, causing it to -50%)

- ansem launching a launchpad, then instantly calling a coin not on the launchpad

onchain jesterfest, probably overdue for a hard reset

[0xGeeGee @0xGeeGee]

> hearing things

It’s the paraphrased docs of the project

[Heart @heart_]

there’s people who bought the top of crypto > bought the top of metals > bought the top of oil > bought the top of memory stocks

and are now pivoting to memecoins

[Roman Storm 🇺🇸 🌪️ @rstormsf]

Ohh wow.
"They used ChatGPT for writing and coding, including to answer basic questions and complete assignments they struggled with themselves. They preferred Google Gemini for image alteration and document forgery."

That's from an investigation into North Korean IT workers - people whose salaries help fund Pyongyang's nuclear weapons program (~$800M in 2024 alone, per US Treasury).

So let's apply the DOJ's logic from the Tornado Cash case:
@Google and @OpenAI know their tools are being used by DPRK operatives. They've known for years. They keep providing the tools and profit from every subscription.

Facilitating crime?
Enabling it?
Founders in prison?
Sounds absurd, right?

Yet that's exactly the theory behind USA v. Roman Storm: build a neutral tool, bad actors abuse it, and the developer gets prosecuted instead of the criminals.
If that logic is absurd for Google and OpenAI - it's absurd for Roman Storm.
You prosecute the criminal, not the toolmaker. Writing code is not a crime.

So let's be consistent: subpoena every Google and OpenAI employee. Dig through their text messages for any hint they knew their tools were used by DPRK. Indict them for 20 years in prison on IEEPA charges.

Source: https://t.co/nNs9AwgyZc

[NaN @stochasticbtc]

$HYPE rpoorliquid , what goes up must come down

[ocr 🇺🇸 @onchainrapist]

non chinese buying chinese coins thinking the chinese are buying but its just cz thuggery