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Saving you time. I 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 earnings calls.

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$PAYX

NOBODY has their finger on the pulse of small and medium businesses like #Paychex.

Small biz continues to hire, wage hikes are cooling, and the macro-economy is stable:

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@daedaulus @EpsilonTheory We're ruled by a group of technically efficient billionaires who have a cultural/intellectual IQ below 105.

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@jamesonhaslam @shawngorham Those numbers are accurate where I'm at in the southeast. Absolutely wild guys trying to live in SoCal making the same amount as someone in Greenville, SC.

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@JoshInEncinitas @rohindhar You're proving his point. Without that view, it looks like finish materials for a $750k house. The faux knotty-pine at a $6.5 million price point is mind-blowing.

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@Markmanson It's a mid-life crisis and every generation experiences it.

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@jamesonhaslam "Let me show you the right way to do it." Needlessly blasts 20 fasteners into a small flashing detail.

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@BichonRedux The Ryan Leaf of internet companies. It should be a trillion dollar company but they can't figure it out. Surely top 5 "what could have beens" of all time. Their advertising is horrendous and the funnel from search to purchase is impossible. It's in the too hard category.

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@kenwheeler A return to historically normalized demand for the trades is a fraction of what it is today. Once boomers stop remodeling their homes, it's over. Trades will return to a low margin, modest business that the lower middle-class squeaks a living out with. Countdown minus 7 years.

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@apralky Few are saying he's dumb. If he came out speaking like C. Hitchens though, people could get it. But he doesn't. There's no expansive intellect, nor deep specialization, or even real charm. What compelling force then summoned this elite pilgrimage into his sphere?

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@jamesonhaslam He's incredible. You should recruit him to California, his immense talents are being squandered running trim in midwestern McMansions.

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@johnsmithyson0 Nah, they unknowingly hate themselves and channel that energy at an external object in order to preserve their ego.

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@mikehoffmann "Hire someone from Craigslist"

hahahahaha

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@vocalcry It's brilliant marketing to their core demographic. Men unable to get women feel better knowing that what they don't have is worthless anyway. In the real world, there is no serious echelon of genuine upper class that doesn't enjoy the company of women.

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@jamesonhaslam The most important gift a father can give. I have a completely unscientific theory that the ability to work hard is like learning a foreign language, it's nearly impossible to acquire later in life. The majority of the population is therefore actually incapable of hard labor.

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@Owen0to1 How do you find guys on facebook? I post on all the local groups and get nothing.

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@CollinJHumphrey Can you pull this info publicly or are you tight with a manager?

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@BabyVaso @SizweLo That's a good point. I think it's also very likely that the average employee vastly overestimates their own technical competence, how much value they add to the company, and they selectively focus on management shortcomings to boost their own ego (and cope w/ stagnation).

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@lactaidking You could do this bit at 30 clubs and not a single person would even know who Conor Oberst is. Absolutely dead on impersonation though.

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@CollinJHumphrey You're gonna crush so many kids who go out and try to do this. haha

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@CinemaTweets1 Every so often, a film comes along that intelligent/cultured people have to pretend to love. King's Speech is one of those films.