ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ

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[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

🫩

Wow. He seriously has nothing better to do ? Devon’s hardly awake & dressed yet. Guess he cant complain.

Disembodied grunts welcome him in.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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drops by for @stockflops' morning coffee. black, no sugar, no cream. he remembered.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

@POL4ROIDS Damn right. ( overextending the peck…. Just a l͟i͟ttle )

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

You maaaaddd stingy.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

Cmon be a good boy.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

No please?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

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“ perfect ” A light groan as he raises a single leg. Finally adjusted in his pants. “ here… ” slowly removing his top. Damp fabric wiping excess sweat as its brought over his head.

“ mr maid. ”

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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his eyes, of course, followed devon's hand into his shorts, watching in awe —— mouth slightly agape —— as it moved down underneath the fabric.

" ... y - yeah, it's— " hard swallow. " it's big ... "

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

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That'd be awesome. You just bring it down ? Might have little nap, the bath big?

He asks, hand down his shorts. Balls stuck to his thighs.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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... w - we can wash your clothes, too! i - i mean if you want to take a bath? the washer && dryer only need like fifty minutes combined when on express? 💧

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

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For real!? You're a real lifesaver pipsqueak.

Lifting up his arms, graphics tee stained with a wet patch of sweat. Leaning in for sniff. Gross.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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oh. uhm. y - you can ... you can use mine if you like. it's on ground level, so the water pressure is good. 😅

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

Why wouldnt i have a shower. I look homeless or some shit !?

The water pressure is ass… couldn’t make a Virgin bitch cum.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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... don't you have a shower at home?

💭 wait, maybe the guy is unhoused. great fucking job, ned.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

What do i want? A fucking shower… gym’s water broke. 😮‍💨

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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oh. i - i guess. what do you ... what do you want?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

You got my number from your subpar bingo… i deserve something.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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wh - what do you mean what do you get?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

So whadda i get ?

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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woah!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

Way better at this than you 🥱

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

don’t give him. Finally earned by this pipsqueak.

“ go on pipsqueak. Scram ” Hand removed.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

“ cool ” He squeezes down in ned’s shoulder ever so gently. To him at least , he’d already established ned was seemingly made out of straw.

Easy to tell what to do. Dev’ felt like a boss right now , the respect his workmates

+

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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he just stood there wide - eyed; thinking he was dreaming when that muscular hand reached for his shoulder. not to hurt him, oddly enough, but to ... well, he couldn't quite tell. this was new to him.

ned +

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

Patting twice.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

he nudes ned’s shoulder , just to check he hasn’t Entered rigor mortis in the short moments between.

“ keep it in your balls yeah pipsqueak ? ” hand resting on his shoulder. “ no wasting loads till i call. ” hand snakes down to his back

+

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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okay, this was a prank, right? there was no way a guy like him would *𝙚͟𝐯𝐞𝐫 call a loser like ned over when he could have literally anyone he wanted.

ned just kind of turned into a pillar of salt after that +

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

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“ when im bored at night…. How do you say. ” he pretends to think for a second. Taking the phone back & replacing whatever stupid name ned put with his next words. “*𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝙖𝙡𝙡”

Thats it.

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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... the phone was still warm from his pocket. not that ned was going to be weird about that haha ... ha.

" a - a what? " looking up for a second before directing his attention back on the screen, punching in his +

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑫̲.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ﹙📈﹚ᅠ @stockflops]

“ guess so ” he shrugs. Scanning a good look up the albeit short length on ned.

Not too bad just awkward. Handing phone to ned , looking over him completely. Mind adrift.
“ Youll make a good late night ” mutters

[𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝕭𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. @cvcked]

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he does. immediately, this time; having learned from the bulge - grabbing incident minutes ago.

" s - so uh ... so, do you want. want my number? " sheepishly rubbing the back of his head, little pit stain on +