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C.R.E.A.M (Cheese Rules Everything Around Me)

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

That's cool hey dawg where were you 48 hours ago

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

can u wear a tankini on love island or would u be executed

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Ovrkast. @ovrkast]

New York look like when the teacher leave the class for 5 minutes

[Jeff Ihaza @jeffihaza]

bro tweeting like a club promoter i love it

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i'm genuinely flabbergasted by how many people believe it's better for a child to be born into starvation, abuse, neglect, illness, & poverty than not be born at all

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Do you wanna come over and read Hunter Biden's tweets to me?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@chiky_handlr That’s really not saying much.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Hunter Biden coming out as an eloquent, charismatic, and brutally honest shitposter was not on my June 2026 bingo card.

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on