Noah Stoffman

@KelleySchool finance professor. Lover of cycling and dogs. Exceptionally good at loading a dishwasher.

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

@dbergstresser @abiylfoyp Stoffman’s Law, named for my dad, is never to go to a psychic with a doorbell

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

@LeistenEcon @florianederer I'm afraid it's not quite that salty. It involves me in a distracted state packing up my office for a move to a temporary one years ago and a book-buyer showing up at a particularly fortuitous time and walking off with many books I had no intention of parting with

[Finance Department at Kelley School of Business @KelleyFinance]

We are excited to announce the 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 on September 28-30, 2023. Please submit your papers and come and enjoy the beautiful fall foliage on the @IUBloomington campus. https://t.co/qp52V6NUFT

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

@AsafManela So sad to hear. Even when he was a PhD student he was a terrific mentor to those of us in the younger cohorts. May his memory be a blessing.

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

Good Morning Everyone! Last night I did some serious analysis on which actors should play the FTX team in the upcoming Hollywood movie:

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

Late adopter. I’ve been there since Saturday!

[Petra Moser @PMoserEcon]

I just signed up.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

This is a fantastic time of year to be on campus https://t.co/fyVHvvENO8

[sam @sam_d_1995]

the saudis lock up and kill people for speaking out against the regime but elon musk buying twitter is totally about free speech, guys

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

And coincidentally @jimmy_wales emailed me this very morning asking for $26. Usually the alumni requests go in the other direction.

[Finance Department at Kelley School of Business @KelleyFinance]

We are proud of our @KelleyFinance PhD students. Recent placements have been at @SMU, @CornellDyson, @UNC, @mcgillu, @uofcincy, @uoklahoma, @waynestate, and @urichmond, among others.

Did you know @jimmy_wales, founder of @Wikipedia, was a doctoral student in @KelleyFinance?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Children born in 1989, the year "Seinfeld" premiered, are now the same age as George Costanza on that show

[Finance Department at Kelley School of Business @KelleyFinance]

.@KleinerKristoph, @stoffprof, and Yonker in @J_Fin_Economics exploit random assignment of bankruptcy judges to show that individuals are less likely to file for bankruptcy or enter foreclosure if their workplace peers' bankruptcy cases are dismissed.
https://t.co/5GO6wbWhCQ

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

🚨Free IV idea🚨

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

I don’t understand why there isn’t a much stronger outcry to abolish the TSA. What a waste of time and resources. https://t.co/I8b1lUGanT

[Finance Department at Kelley School of Business @KelleyFinance]

Journal of Accounting and Economics, by @stoffprof, Michael Woeppel, and Deniz Yavuz, "Small innovators: No risk, no return,"
https://t.co/4U6kYgneVV

[Finance Department at Kelley School of Business @KelleyFinance]

New working paper by @KelleyFinance colleagues @KleinerKristoph and Niklas Huether: "Are Judges Randomly Assigned to Chapter 11 Bankruptcies? Not According to Hedge Funds" (Winner of Best Paper Award AIM Investment Conference @UTexasMcCombs . Thread
https://t.co/OWuu5iZV2I

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

Are people with bumper stickers that say “No Farms No Food” supply side economists?

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

I just plugged in a USB cable the right way on the first try. Ask me anything.

[Noah Stoffman @stoffprof]

This is a one tweet explanation of why GDP is not a great measure of well-being

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were