Scott Travers

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

I'm pissed that you can just run out of spoons if you don't wash them. You'd think the government would step in.

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

When someone tells me I shouldn’t door dash $72 worth of Taco Bell

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

The entire context was provided

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

this was a dark time

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

Big if true

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

What would this return?

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

The Venn Diagram of people buying a Raspberry Pi and people who knew they had a Twitter account is a very small overlap.

[Raspberry Pi @Raspberry_Pi]

Our blue tick! It's gone!

Know what? I think we'll do just fine without one.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

Instinctual apologizing to the apartment maintenance people "for the mess" and them not caring at all.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@ashleychontos @Astro_Wright Maybe just thoughts.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@ashleychontos @Astro_Wright Also praying you're keeping a requirements.txt file

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@ashleychontos @Astro_Wright Seeing some of the smartest people I've ever met discover homebrew just made my day so much better

[Peer Richelsen @peer_rich]

@remix_run Turbo Pascal

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@JeffDye Loved your set but you had some WORK to do after that second opener. Holy hell man. I would have needed the second drink too.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

It’s crazy how every single person in this video is dead

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

If you have a friend that's mad at Bud Light right now just remind them that corporate promotions like that aren't done if they don't have data that shows it will sell more beer. They know that the vast majority of people either support the cause or don't care.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@dratinistan I'm deciding just now that yes, I do sell cars.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

@Johnytsunami142 Somethings off with the acting, they did a highlight reel episode for some reason, the musical thing was strange, the weird live performance from Mac. My Emmy nominated, major network, show is way better.

[Scott Travers @stoikko]

Season 13 of Always Sunny is so uncomfortably bad.