Jake Stokes

I sell flooring

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

@lil10jon Gandalf?

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

I still can’t believe that octomom had 8 vaginas

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

I have 3 followers but wait what?? When does the back and forth stop? Exhausting

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The most cynical interpretation of all this, one I can't quite bring myself to accept, is they rolled out the model showing 100k deaths after they knew it would be less than that so they could anchor everyone to that # and take a vicotry lap when "only" tens of thousands died.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I want to go on record RIGHT here. If you have ever, EVER made a comment under a YouTube video of ANY sort... make no mistake... you are 11. You are an 11 year old if you have ever done that.

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

Me at the bars once they open up again.

[. @WillSasso]

IMPORTANT

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The PS2 turns 20 today. What was the greatest PS2 game of all time? @StoolGametime

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Lmaooooo this dude rips

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

Not a day goes by where i don’t think of this video

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

@loudon_jeff25 this will piss you off

[Stephanie McCarroll @SoCaliSteph]

I am just leaving this here for the people who are concerned about 49ers passing game:

Jimmy Garoppolo
329/476
69%
3978 yd
8.4 ypa
27 td

Patrick Mahomes
319/484
65%
4031 yd
8.3 ypa
26 td

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Brb reading this from top to bottom

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

@barstoolsports What’s the over/under of skin-tags on Bill’s back?

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

If a kid is named ‘Levi’ he has the highest probability of being cute.

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

It’s so adult to put your groceries in the trunk of your car and not just in the passenger seat.

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

A real Tik-Tok @tomsegura @ChristinaP @YMHstudios

[Podcast Memes @MemeMyPod]

How I’m gonna react to all shitty things.
#CongratulationsPod @chrisdelia

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Here's how the #Braves will line up for Game 1!

#RELENTLESS

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

@chrisdelia

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

I’ve already retweeted this but it makes me laugh. I have 2 followers.

[Cable. @banksnowitzki]

Drake is so damn dramatic lmao

[Jake Stokes @stokes_jake]

@getfreshly @loudon_jeff25 Hahahahaha gah